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ExAFO

Edit: I Am 30 as of today!!

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[singing]It's the end of the worls as you know it[/singing]
You do realize that at midnight, you can no longer be considered cool no matter what you do. You have entered the fogeyzone

On the other hand, turning 30 is a lot better than not turning 30
I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

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Eep! 3 hours of my 20s left!!



:D:D:D

I spent my 30th on a blackjack table in Reno a few nights ago. It was awesome. :)

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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How does your cat feel about that? If it doesn't care, who else will?



I'm wagering she's not gonna care, as long as I keep her fed and watered...But she'd still find it in her heart to fart on me whilst I sleep...
Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

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Eep! 3 hours of my 20s left!!



call your car insurance company, they might give you a reduction...they did for me...but 30 was the last time. then go spend the money you saved on a jump ticket!


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Ahh....turning 30....I wish. I get to turn 40 this year.

Happy b-day!



30 was nothing... I turn 40 this year too.

happy birthday too!



Me too! I'll be 40 in June...but in my mind, I'm 29 and holding...;)



We both actually look like we're 30... ;) Got to have some kind of party this summer! I hit 40 in late August. :P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Ahh....turning 30....I wish. I get to turn 40 this year.

Happy b-day!



30 was nothing... I turn 40 this year too.

happy birthday too!



Me too! I'll be 40 in June...but in my mind, I'm 29 and holding...;)



We both actually look like we're 30... ;) Got to have some kind of party this summer! I hit 40 in late August. :P



We'll have to strategize on some really cool formations and how to make it a fun celebration for our 40th...hmmmmmmmmm...I'll brainstorm with the dogs in March and I'm sure we'll come up with something really cool;)





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Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun
And the whole clan gathers round and gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song

Happy Birthday
Now you're one year older
Happy Birthday
Your life still isn't over
Happy Birthday
You did not accomplish much
But you didn't die this year
I guess that's good enough

So let's drink to your fading health and hope you don't remind yourself
Your chances of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year
Does it feel like you're doing laps and eating food and taking naps
And hoping that some day perhaps your life will hold some cheer

Happy Birthday
What have you done that matters?
Happy Birthday
You're starting to get fatter
Happy Birthday
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone

If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity inside a block of ice
But instead your time is set this is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet sometimes you wish it might

Happy Birthday
You wish you had more money
Happy Birthday
Your life's so sad it's funny
Happy Birthday
How much more can you take
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake

Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Dear ExAFO



(The Happy Happy Birthday Song by The Arrogant Worms)
~skysprite

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I'm wagering she's not gonna care, as long as I keep her fed and watered...But she'd still find it in her heart to fart on me whilst I sleep...



If a cat's fart welcomes you to your fourth decade, you have it covered. Happy birthday!
Owned by Remi #?

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