BillyVance 34 #1 February 20, 2007 What is the first thing a blonde does after a bad car accident? Turn off the ignition? **NO** Get away from the car in case it explodes? **NO** Call for help on her mobile phone? **NO** Well, what then??? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #2 February 20, 2007 She broke a nail too. Damn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spanky39154 0 #3 February 20, 2007 Please tell me that this is a wind up!!! Funny though~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large Groups!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #4 February 20, 2007 That's not a bad car accident Billy...to a woman it's called 'parking'! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #5 February 20, 2007 Is Sunny O.K.??? Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #6 February 20, 2007 I think I know this girl... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #7 February 20, 2007 Maybe she had glass in her hair and was brushing it for safety reasons? I dunno.. that looks pretty dumb. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #8 February 20, 2007 QuoteThat's not a bad car accident Billy...to a woman it's called 'parking'! tisk tisk tisk..... ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #9 February 20, 2007 Maybe there was a sign saying "Fine for Brushing".... PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #10 February 20, 2007 Maybe she wanted to meet some fireman or cops. ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #11 February 20, 2007 whats even funnier about that is that the dumb blond cliche now fits blondes all over the world... that picture was taken in germanyFly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #12 February 20, 2007 she's trying to look good for when the media gets there. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnsw71 0 #13 February 20, 2007 She obviously first pried open the trunk to get out her emergency outfit (all white, no stains) and change first BEFORE brushing her hair. This is all in the Blond Handbook of Emergency Procedures and Protocol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #14 February 20, 2007 QuoteShe obviously first pried open the trunk to get out her emergency outfit (all white, no stains) and change first BEFORE brushing her hair. This is all in the Blond Handbook of Emergency Procedures and Protocol. thank god I'm not a blonde. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #15 February 20, 2007 Haha But we all do dumb irrational things when we are scared, in shock and probably have a heart rate of about 300 BPM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #16 February 20, 2007 be quiet you faux blondFly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #17 February 20, 2007 Quotebe quiet you faux blond If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chrismgtis 0 #18 February 20, 2007 QuoteWhat is the first thing a blonde does after a bad car accident? I think I would get off the road. That's just me. Or, if it's not my fault, stumble out, fake lots of pain, fall over and cry in over dramatized agony. Insurance money is nice. (Hopefully I won't get run over)Rodriguez Brother #1614, Muff Brother #4033 Jumped: Twin Otter, Cessna 182, CASA, Helicopter, Caravan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #19 February 20, 2007 Quotestumble out, fake lots of pain, fall over and cry in over dramatized agony. You play soccer I take it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matthewcline 0 #20 February 20, 2007 Yeah true, but busting open a case of 12 oz frosted cans would probably screw the case up. MattAn Instructors first concern is student safety. So, start being safe, first!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #21 February 21, 2007 QuoteThat's not a bad car accident Billy...to a woman it's called 'parking'! It took a while to respond to this because I am just now able to get up off the floor. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #22 February 22, 2007 Today the "Big 3" auto makers announced that they would return the "brights" dimmer switch to the floor position as it was on older vehicles. Apparently studies have revealed that blondes are getting their feet entangled in the steering wheel resulting in an increase in accidents.*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #23 February 22, 2007 QuoteToday the "Big 3" auto makers announced that they would return the "brights" dimmer switch to the floor position as it was on older vehicles. Apparently studies have revealed that blondes are getting their feet entangled in the steering wheel resulting in an increase in accidents. I remember those floor switches... only my first car had it, a 1964 Buick Special."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chrismgtis 0 #24 February 22, 2007 QuoteQuotestumble out, fake lots of pain, fall over and cry in over dramatized agony. You play soccer I take it Na. Two old friends of mine I grew up living beside played. I remember his brother accidently kicking him in the nuts once. That was kinda funny. Rodriguez Brother #1614, Muff Brother #4033 Jumped: Twin Otter, Cessna 182, CASA, Helicopter, Caravan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
