stitch 0 #1 March 8, 2007 I'm thinking of giving up masturbation. I haven't jerked-off in nearly a hour. My fantasies are starting to become mundane. Plus, I maybe developing carpral-tunnel syndrome. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #2 March 8, 2007 There's always crack whores. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 March 8, 2007 If all you do are solos, it can definitely get boring. Plus you don't really improve your skills that much, and you can get into some really bad habits."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #4 March 8, 2007 Are you volunteering to be the pivot person on a BFR circle-jerk?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #5 March 8, 2007 Depends ... how current are you? If you're pretty uncurrent you might want to start with two-ways."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #6 March 8, 2007 I dunno. It's hard to fuck up a BFR. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #7 March 8, 2007 I think it would be best if you did a 7-step program. Don't ask me what the steps are. I failed after the first one of denial. Oh, for men, do not try the cold turkey method. Shrinkage may occur. Why give up something if it isn't harming someone else? Or is it? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #8 March 8, 2007 QuoteOh, for men, do not try the cold turkey method. Shrinkage may occur. That depends of the size of the neck hole. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 March 8, 2007 I'm glad someone else watches Seinfeld as much as i do. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #10 March 8, 2007 QuoteI'm glad someone else watches Seinfeld as much as i do. -10 cool points for you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,412 #11 March 8, 2007 QuoteI'm glad someone else watches Seinfeld as much as i do. Are you the Master of Your Domain? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #12 March 8, 2007 QuoteI dunno. It's hard to fuck up a BFR. When someone comes in way too fast, the funnel can be spectacular. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #13 March 8, 2007 Try using your other hand, that will help prevent carpal tunnel syndrome.Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #14 March 8, 2007 QuoteI'm thinking of giving up masturbation. I haven't jerked-off in nearly a hour. My fantasies are starting to become mundane. Plus, I maybe developing carpral-tunnel syndrome. OK you do that but I'm still gunna call you a wankerYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #15 March 8, 2007 QuoteTry using your other hand, that will help prevent carpal tunnel syndrome. and you can pretend that it's someone elseI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #16 March 8, 2007 QuoteI'm glad someone else watches Seinfeld as much as i do. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -10 cool points for you Sunshine, I'm giving you your 10 points back and adding 10 more cool points. I have Seinfeld on my DVR. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
britishbob 0 #17 March 8, 2007 Sit on your other hand till it goes numb, then paint your nails red then it will be like someone else is tossing you off :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #18 March 8, 2007 QuoteSunshine, I'm giving you your 10 points back and adding 10 more cool points. I have Seinfeld on my DVR. I'm finally getting cable and a DVR next month. Do i get more cool points for that? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #19 March 8, 2007 QuoteSunshine, I'm giving you your 10 points back and adding 10 more cool points. I have Seinfeld on my DVR. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm finally getting cable and a DVR next month. Do i get more cool points for that? No, because you're not allowed to have more cool points than I have. Besides, a DVR is so 2002. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #20 March 8, 2007 Are you retarded?---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #21 March 8, 2007 QuoteQuoteSunshine, I'm giving you your 10 points back and adding 10 more cool points. I have Seinfeld on my DVR. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm finally getting cable and a DVR next month. Do i get more cool points for that? No, because you're not allowed to have more cool points than I have. Besides, a DVR is so 2002. Chris Even with her -10 from earlier, that you cannot give back.... she has way more cool points than you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #22 March 8, 2007 QuoteAre you retarded? Have you met Kurt?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #23 March 9, 2007 The first step is stay away from kindergarten schools dude. I know u have an illness but try it. next step is appear on one of those dateline showshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites