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chaoskitty

Oreos...

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... why must I eat them all? There have been oreos in my house since sunday night and I've barely eaten anything else. If it were any other kind of cookie, they'd last a lot longer. They're gone now.. thank goodness. The oreo binge is over. I need a new toothbrush now.

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I witnessed my new roommate dipping an Oreo in a jar of peanut butter and eating it. I couldn't believe he was doing it and told him how gross I thought it was.

Of course, as soon as he wasn't around I tried it and HOLY CRAP!!! it's a tasty combo. Not gonna help anyone out in the how can I stop eating Oreos department, but if you're gonna go, go big!
Killing threads since 2004.

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ya know what they say...dont knock it till ya try it...lol



I say it to people all the time that get on my case about putting peanut butter on a hot dog!

For all of you that just snickered...don't knock it till you've tried it!
Killing threads since 2004.

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Those Little Debbie brownies taste awesome with peanut butter on them. Peanut butter can make anything taste good.



Haven't tried peanut butter on brownies, but haven't found many foods that peanut butter can't make better!
Killing threads since 2004.

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Geez, don't you people know that Oreos are a total waste of time? Nobody really cares about the cooke part--it's the filling that really counts. Just go to the grocery store and get a tube of cake icing and get it straight from the source without having to inconvenience yourself with cookies or cake!

You're welcome.:)
Walt

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oreos aside from my bf are the love of my life... but i hear from squeak and grue that tim tams are where its at... hence my sig line... i dunno though oreos really are superior cookies
"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

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Funny, I got this today in an email:

Oreo Personality Test

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time.
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.



Your Personality:

1. The whole thing. This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.

2. One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and methodical. You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.

4. Feverous nibbles. Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked. Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie. You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside. You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies. You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prim. Nobody likes you.
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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They should have had an option #11... for oreo cookies and cream ice cream. That's my favorite. I don't care to eat the cookies by themselves though. :P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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