SarahC07 0 #1 March 19, 2007 I think I spent all afternoon at work with a button on my blouse undone. Yeah, the one right there below the boobs. Way to go me. Seriously, it's really kinda embarrassing. Tell me something more embarrasing so that I feel better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #2 March 19, 2007 I once went to a lunch with a client and one of our partners. Fell down the steps at the restaurant, right in front of everyone. SPECTACULAR! Good news is, I lived to laugh about it. TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #3 March 19, 2007 QuoteI think I spent all afternoon at work with a button on my blouse undone. Yeah, the one right there below the boobs. Way to go me. Seriously, it's really kinda embarrassing. Tell me something more embarrasing so that I feel better. My most embarrassing moment while at work. True story. Getting busted cybering in my office Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #4 March 19, 2007 Really bad typo about 10 years ago. While writing the following in a trouble ticket.. "User got floppy disk stuck in drive" except I typed "User got floppy dick stuck in drive" OH and I was the only girl working on the Help Desk there One of the other guy who had similar initials was blamed at first, then everyone of them turned red in the face when they found the typo was from me Edit, I just realized that was 10 years ago not 8 She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #5 March 19, 2007 QuoteReally bad typo about 10 years ago. While writing the following in a trouble ticket.. "User got floppy disk stuck in drive" except I typed "User got floppy dick stuck in drive" OH and I was the only girl working on the Help Desk there One of the other guy who had similar initials was blamed at first, then everyone of them turned red in the face when they found the typo was from me Edit, I just realized that was 10 years ago not 8 Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taikoen 0 #7 March 21, 2007 I used to work for a company that sold video security systems, and we used our office as the demo site. It's something to get used to, especially when we had access to all of the videos. When someone did something particularly embarrassing it became an e-mail circulated around the office. I have several of these, but this was probably the most popular video. At the end, that's my boss and I looking up the video to see what it looked like. No one believes me, but I did realize what I was doing when I turned directly opposite the camera to enhance the comedic affect of the video. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #8 March 21, 2007 A long time ago.... I wrote an email to the powers that be at the company I worked for explaining why I thought it would be a good idea to upgrade to computers with Pentium Processors. We did a lot of engineering calculations. I explained that the Pentium was better I explained that the Pentium was faster I spell checked the email and failed to notice that it had no idea what a "Pentium" was and replaced the word with "Penis" I wish I was kidding. That was a hard (pun intended) day. Did you know that computers with penis processors could reduce the average time on a statistical calculation by up to 75%? Edit to add: And yeah, that time I blew up a $40,000 CNC machine was kind of embarassing too.Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #9 March 21, 2007 OK. We had just moved to a new building, and I was in a new part of that new building. Had to poop. Went into the restroom, then the stall, and began pooping. Heard someone else come into the room. Funny sounding shoes. The person entered the stall next to me. SHE had high heels on! Hmmm... Next I noticed a feminine product dispenser on the wall of my stall. Oh, fuck! My sphincter reacted like the pyro cord cutter on a Cypres, then I got the hell outta there quick. No one knew. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #10 March 21, 2007 I'm literally LOL right now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #11 March 21, 2007 That sure as hell defintly beats out my customer with the Floppy dick stuck in the drive She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
floridadiver81 0 #12 March 22, 2007 Background: Culinary specialist in the navy. Story: Was a few weeks ago. We were serving lunch and a female that i typically shoot the shit with came though the main line. after a short 2 minute conversation she parts with the line...."don't work to hard"....my reply without thinking about it..."its not really hard...its just long". then about 3 seconds after that came out of my mouth i turned cherry red...realizing what i had just said. She turned around and smiled...so i wasnt worried about getting hit with sexual harrassment.... "Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie "Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #13 March 22, 2007 well there was this one time..... not at work but at a bar..... had a hurt back and was talking to this hot blond.... told her i had hurt my back and instead of saying buldging disc, well you can guess what i actually said..... bot were true.... but i only ment to tell her about my back..... not sure if clay heard me say it but he was there.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
