Nutz 0 #1 April 24, 2007 I have been staying in my camper in Peanut's barn for the last week. (It is a money saving thing, he is very nice to let me stay there.) Yesterday, he was hooking up the bushog. If you have hooked one up before you know that the driveshaft is in two pieces, one end slides into the other then there is a plastic sleeve that goes over and keeps grass and dirt out. He could not get the two pieces to go together so he pulls out his knife, that he bought on Sunday, and starts cutting on the plastic sleeve. He was pulling the knife towards himself as he cut and I said," Peanut, your'e going to cut yourself." He said," I'm going to try not to." The very next pull on the knife, it slips and goes, "thook", right into his leg. Now, I never knew that Peanut has a fountain in his leg but as soon as he opened it up with the knife it starts squirting at the same rate as his heartbeat. Squirt, squirt, squirt. He covers it up with his hand and says," I cut myself bad. I need to go to the hospital." I'm thinking, no - really? Move your hand and let me see that fountain again and maybe I will be able to make a decision. So I start to go and get some paper towels so he will have something besides his hand to apply pressure with and he takes off his shirt and presses with that and then trys to start walking. I had to make him sit and stay while I got Lucky and the truck. Several hours and a couple of staples later, they are back and he is complaining that it hurts and is still bleeding. I made him get off of it and put some ice on it. (I bet he is not walking on it today.) I think this is pretty funny and I have been laughing at it all day. Am I wrong? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #2 April 24, 2007 I think the funniest part is you living in a barn! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #3 April 24, 2007 Quote I think the funniest part is you living in a barn! In a camper in a barn! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #4 April 24, 2007 Quote I think the funniest part is you living in a barn! Seconded. Oh, and folks, that plastic is a high density plastic made to withstand all kinds of stuff grabbing it and rubbing on it without damage. Specifically, the "inner" shaft of metal spins at 540 RPM, and the plastic portion is supposed to remain still so when goobers get too close it doesnt grab your clothes and turn you into a human pretzel. Therefore, cutting that material with a pocket knife probably not the best choice. Tell that crazy bastage Im glad he's ok, but next time use the proper tools! Oh, and you live in a barn! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #5 April 24, 2007 Yes, that is fucking funny as fuck! Poor Peanut! Only that goober would do something like that! But hey, he could have bled to death with that wound, as it sounds like he nicked his femoral artery. Glad he's still with us! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #6 April 24, 2007 I voted: ALWAYS laugh at somene who is down... DooD...You live in a CAMPER...................in a BARN???!!!! Yer Kllin' me!!! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #7 April 24, 2007 I wonder if they'll find it funny on "Wreck"?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #8 April 24, 2007 Quote . I had to make him sit and stay while I got Lucky and the truck. That right there is the funniest partYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #9 April 24, 2007 Quote Quote . I had to make him sit and stay while I got Lucky and the truck. That right there is the funniest part Good point. Did you "get lucky", or did you got to his house and inform his SO of his act right out of "real men of genious"? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #10 April 24, 2007 Knowing, he's all-right, I'll say this. Sounds like fodder for 'Country Fried Videos'! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #11 April 24, 2007 Quote Knowing, he's all-right, I'll say this. Sounds like fodder for 'Country Fried Videos'! Chuck I've seen that on TV a few times! On the CMT channel, right? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #12 April 24, 2007 Quote Quote Knowing, he's all-right, I'll say this. Sounds like fodder for 'Country Fried Videos'! Chuck I've seen that on TV a few times! On the CMT channel, right? _____________________ Yup! True drama of 'Lifstyles of Red-necks'! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #13 April 24, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Knowing, he's all-right, I'll say this. Sounds like fodder for 'Country Fried Videos'! Chuck I've seen that on TV a few times! On the CMT channel, right? _____________________ Yup! True drama of 'Lifstyles of Red-necks'! Chuck Yeah, always good for a few laughs! I'm surprised Peanuts hasn't already been on it yet! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #14 April 24, 2007 Quote I think the funniest part is you living in a barn! Damn. I never thought of that. I guess that I am a redneck too. (It is kind of funny, now that I think about it - in a camper in a barn. ) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #15 April 24, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Knowing, he's all-right, I'll say this. Sounds like fodder for 'Country Fried Videos'! Chuck I've seen that on TV a few times! On the CMT channel, right? _____________________ Yup! True drama of 'Lifstyles of Red-necks'! Chuck Yeah, always good for a few laughs! I'm surprised Peanuts hasn't already been on it yet! _____________________________________ After this... he just might be!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrabGrass 0 #16 April 24, 2007 Quote Quote I think the funniest part is you living in a barn! Damn. I never thought of that. I guess that I am a redneck too. (It is kind of funny, now that I think about it - in a camper in a barn. ) Never THOUGHT of that? ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #17 April 24, 2007 Just reading some of the responses here are making me laugh... My boss keeps looking at me funny... He's probably thinking I'm mental for laughing at the computer screen. At least he would be right... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #18 April 24, 2007 Quote Quote I think the funniest part is you living in a barn! In a camper in a barn! Blues, Dave I'm still trying to figure this part out . . . Quote I had to make him sit and stay while I got Lucky . . . I mean - for the sake of all that's good . . . he was freshly injured - of course he's going to squirm!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Programmer 0 #19 April 25, 2007 Jeff Foxworthy on his best day can't make this shit up. You're such a good friend for saving Peanut after you got Lucky. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #20 April 25, 2007 This thread just keeps getting funnier as time goes by... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #21 April 25, 2007 Tell Peanut I said that this is almost as funny as the accident that won him "best exit from a tractor" and messed his back up a few years ago. Yea, I'm chuckling as I think of him!skydiveTaylorville.org [email protected] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanut4040 0 #22 April 27, 2007 i voted NOTHING peanut does is funny, Because anything yalll think is funny is generally painful to me.Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
