You know you're getting old . . .

[kelel01 1]

When you truly forget which word from a pair of homonyms (or homonym-ish, as in my example) you mean to use.

I just looked at something I posted, and I thought, "Since or sense?" . . . and I thought it about 6 times before I settled on one. And I'm still not sure it was right.

And I've noticed some of you old farts using "are" when you meant "our".

[IanHarrop 37]

You're from a southern state... it's ok... we understand... your just typing with that southern drawl

"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

[billeisele 122]

hay watch it, us old farts ain't sew bad

Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

[kelel01 1]

Nah, you're write.

[gonzalesna 0]

awl you old farts are weird like that...

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[kelel01 1]

Suck it, young won.

[gonzalesna 0]

byte me

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[livendive 8]

Believe what ewe want, eye no I'm knot getting old!

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[guppie01 0]

Sweet Pea if you consider yourself old, I'm fucking ancient!!!

g

"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

[billeisele 122]

georgia peaches is fine

Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

[kelel01 1]

I think I'm destined for early senility.

[ryoder 1,400]

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hay watch it, us old farts ain't sew bad

I'm having this problem with my flair; Do you think it might be an issue with my breaks?

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[billeisele 122]

know, just put some water in your tank and light it up when you are ready, ohh that was another disgustion

Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

[yardhippie 0]

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I think I'm destined for early senility.

Thats has nothing to do with your age darlin!

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[gonzalesna 0]

Shirly, you're joking...

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[billeisele 122]

don't call me shirly, surely its surly

Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

[Buried 0]

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don't call me shirly, surely its surly

him new butter.

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[gonzalesna 0]

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don't call me shirly, surely its surly

Don't Fucking Cuss At Me!!!

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[lawrocket 3]

Chute. Eye fined eye dew it off ten. Shed knot bee a grate is shoo.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Buried 0]

I love this half ass response on this website

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about what words to use when

avoid using words such as biennial (or bimonthly/biweekly) and biannual, and say that something happens twice a year/month/week or every other year/month/week.

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[NWFlyer 2]

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hay watch it, us old farts ain't sew bad

I'm having this problem with my flair; Do you think it might be an issue with my breaks?

Bring it into the hanger and ask your rigger.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke