skinnyshrek 0 #51 April 27, 2007 Quote Oh, and this one time, I didnt have Jager, when I told everyone I really did. so what were u passing outhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #52 April 27, 2007 Quote Quote Oh, and this one time, I didnt have Jager, when I told everyone I really did. so what were u passing out Something like that. You know what its like when you tell some peeps you got Jager, and then you grab the bottle, and theres NO MORE JAGER!? I thought there would be a riot. Then I remembered putting the empty bottle back in the freezer. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #53 April 27, 2007 This one time I threw a rock and hit this kid in the head and said I didn't mean to but I really did because he was a dick.The moral to this story... Don't be a dick!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #54 April 27, 2007 He put Vicks Formula 44 cough medicine in the empty Jager bottle. I am sure no one even noticed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #55 April 27, 2007 If I thought that would cause a riot I'd get some new friends. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #56 April 27, 2007 Quote If I thought that would cause a riot I'd get some new friends. kind of like the beach boogie in destinhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #57 April 27, 2007 Quote He put Vicks Formula 44 cough medicine in the empty Jager bottle. I am sure no one even noticed. Vicks is crap. Everyone knows that Robitussin DM is the shiznit! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #58 April 27, 2007 In the fifth grade we were playing flag football in gym class, and the guy with the ball turned just as I was going for his flag and I grabbed his nuts instead. I still remember him rolling around on the ground in pain.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #59 April 27, 2007 Yeah....like that was an accident. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #60 April 27, 2007 Quote In the fifth grade we were playing flag football in gym class, and the guy with the ball turned just as I was going for his flag and I grabbed his nuts instead. I still remember him rolling around on the ground in pain.. [cartman] THATS A BAD KITTY! [/cartman]Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #61 April 27, 2007 Well he shouldn't have turned.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #62 April 27, 2007 Quote Well he shouldn't have turned.. Yea, just like a woman, blaming the man on his junk! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #63 April 27, 2007 I once had an erotic dream about Jessica. When I woke up, I briefly considered finding my propane torch and incinerating my left testicle. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #64 April 27, 2007 A/C pipes froze last night..reported it early this morning..apparently pipes still frozen solid..it's 80 freakin degrees in here at 11 pm. I'm cranky _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #65 April 27, 2007 Quote A/C pipes froze last night..reported it early this morning..apparently pipes still frozen solid..it's 80 freakin degrees in here at 11 pm. I'm cranky Its mid-70s here. Im thinking I should put a shirt on. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #66 April 27, 2007 Quote Quote A/C pipes froze last night..reported it early this morning..apparently pipes still frozen solid..it's 80 freakin degrees in here at 11 pm. I'm cranky Its mid-70s here. Im thinking I should put a shirt on. BASTARD! I'm naked and still dripping with sweat (btw, chris thinks its funny too) I feel like playing like a dog tonight, and laying on the cool concrete in the breezeway..it'd be much better than suffrocating in the sauna in here. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #67 April 27, 2007 The first thing that comes to mind is send pictures. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #68 April 27, 2007 This one time my friend and I were throwing the football back and forth at a park. Some dude was walking by. He had on those thick plastic framed glasses, like the dorks wear. It was my turn to throw. Well my aim was a little off, the ball was in a perfect spiral, headed straight for that dude and my friend lunged for it but couldn't catch it. POW!!! Perfect bulls eye strike right on the side of the face between the eye and ear. Fucking snapped those glasses in two pieces! My friend and I got scared and he scooped up the football and we got the hell outta there, leaving him squirming on the ground holding his face in his hands. No one else saw it happen though, and we did hide behind a building to watch the poor bastard to see if he was hurt. Luckily he wasn't, just stunned. And pissed about his glasses... We were 14 or 15 years old. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #69 April 27, 2007 Quote BASTARD! I'm naked and still dripping with sweat (btw, chris thinks its funny too) I feel like playing like a dog tonight, and laying on the cool concrete in the breezeway..it'd be much better than suffrocating in the sauna in here. Im with Spence on this one. Make it so woman, make it so! Oh, and I'd have to be under a blanket and by the fireplace to even get warm! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #70 April 27, 2007 Quote The first thing that comes to mind is send pictures. Chris said to tell you "No way man..this is my private show" You heading to Thomaston this weekend? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #71 April 27, 2007 No but maye the first weekend in May. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #72 April 27, 2007 Quote No but maye the first weekend in May. That would be AWESOME! Hope to see ya then _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #73 April 27, 2007 One time, when I was 15, when my sister's friend spent the night, I jerked off into her shampoo bottle. Ok fine, I wasn't 15. That was last week. There, it's off my chest. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #74 April 27, 2007 Quote One time, when I was 15, when my sister's friend spent the night, I jerked off into her shampoo bottle. Ok fine, I wasn't 15. That was last week. There, it's off my chest. Visions of "Something About Mary" comes to mind. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #75 April 27, 2007 Quote Quote One time, when I was 15, when my sister's friend spent the night, I jerked off into her shampoo bottle. Ok fine, I wasn't 15. That was last week. There, it's off my chest. Visions of "Something About Mary" comes to mind. EXACTLY! as well as ...this one time...at band camp.... _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
