virgin-burner 1 #1 April 28, 2007 well, i've just had a fist fight with a guy on a bycicle.. he just fucked my mirror worth about 700$, all i got was three punches in my face while he only got one kick in the stomach while he was on the ground.. since he fell over his goddamn' bike.. tell ya', if it was in a lonely sidestreet, i probably would of kicked him to death, after thre punches in my face, for only asking him to get me his adress for insurance.. and that fucker was about fifty years old.. but it didnt happen, it was right in front of a restaurant i'd liked to go to.. lemme tell ya', i want to eat some bikers meat today.. instead, i've fucked off and got me some whisky instead.. hoping cops call me, happily ever after!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #2 April 28, 2007 Tough guys are COOL! How do you know it wasn't your fault that the mirror got messed up? Also, wtf do you drive where you expect to pay $700 for a new mirror?cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #3 April 28, 2007 Whatever. I beat my wife when I'm pissed. That makes me cooler than you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #4 April 28, 2007 Quote Whatever. I beat my wife when I'm pissed. That makes me cooler than you. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #5 April 28, 2007 i'd beat the shits out of ya' both if you wanted to.. belive me, i did martial arts training for more than two decades.. from an age one couldnt walk straight.. but if you guys would mess with me, i'd FUCK YOU UP.. well, thank god for the guy, if it wasnt for about three people getting a hold of me, i wouldnt of kicked him in the stomach, BUT THE FUCKIN' FACE, damn'it!! we all should get back to the law of the jungle, stoneages, i'd be ruling.. what a fuckhead was this.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #6 April 28, 2007 Uh huh. Whatever makes you feel better about being tough on the internet, go right ahead and continue with it.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #7 April 28, 2007 was it you on the bike today that whinged about being chased all over the street and lost!? get back to me and YOUR insurance, little whingy bastard.. with glasses and a fucking helmet!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #8 April 28, 2007 Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I am a bad ass NINJA."The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #9 April 28, 2007 Quote was it you on the bike today that whinged about being chased all over the street and lost!? get back to me and YOUR insurance, little whingy bastard.. with glasses and a fucking helmet!!! There isn't a proper emoticon to convey the face I made when I read that. In any case, no, it was hardly me. I'm just getting a kick out of people who think they're super cool because they allegedly beat up an old guy.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #10 April 28, 2007 Quote i'd beat the shits out of ya' both if you wanted to.. belive me, i did martial arts training for more than two decades.. from an age one couldnt walk straight.. but if you guys would mess with me, i'd FUCK YOU UP.. --------------------------------------------------------- Martial arts training for two decades and you let a 50 year old man with glasses, on a bike. with a sissy helmet....HIT YOU THREE TIMES IN THE FACE ! ! ! I know who the whiney ass is...it aint the bike guy. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #11 April 28, 2007 i was simply startled at this fucking freak anyway.. you wont expect anyone to hit you in the face for an insurance-issue..“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #12 April 28, 2007 Quotei was simply startled at this fucking freak anyway.. you wont expect anyone to hit you in the face for an insurance-issue.. You come up loud and belligerent to my 53 year old ass and i'm going to hit you in the face three times too. I would expect a Ninja to be ready for all occurances. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sundevil777 94 #13 April 28, 2007 You've had a hard time!? I've been here five years, they only hung me the right way up yesterday! So don't you come 'round...People are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #14 April 28, 2007 HAHAHAHA.... Now this is some good drunk posting..... I'm gonna go mix another..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #15 April 28, 2007 boy you better watch what you say. i'm so badass i can't put my hands in my pockets, 'cuz this state don't give out no concealed weapons permits.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #16 April 28, 2007 This one time at Band Camp...I hit a Gopher over the head with a REALLY big stick, and almost hurt him! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #17 April 28, 2007 Unfucking beleivable You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #18 April 28, 2007 I think we missed a memo or something Did you forget to put a cover sheet on your TPS report? cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #19 April 28, 2007 Quote I think we missed a memo or something Did you forget to put a cover sheet on your TPS report? Touch my stapler and I'll kick you in the face...many times...while you're down! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #20 April 28, 2007 Quote Quote I think we missed a memo or something Did you forget to put a cover sheet on your TPS report? Touch my stapler and I'll kick you in the face...many times...while you're down! your stapler can Burn in hell (if there is one)You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #21 April 28, 2007 staplers make me want to punch babies!cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #22 April 28, 2007 Quote staplers make me want to punch babies! Fuck Everybody! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #23 April 28, 2007 Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrabGrass 0 #24 April 28, 2007 Quote This one time at Band Camp...I hit a Gopher over the head with a REALLY big stick, and almost hurt him! B A N D CAMP?!?!?!?! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #25 April 28, 2007 You think YOU BAD? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites