So why would the chicken cross the road anyway?

[dweeb 0]

For food?

For sex?

Was it running away from something? If so, what?

Did it object to its eggs being used as a food source?


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[piisfish 135]

so you could post this useless post ?

naaaaaahhh..

It rossed the road because there was an An-2 on the other side.

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[gofast_ER 0]

to do his 5 and 25?

I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it.

[novacaine 0]

This kind of reminds me of a joke I heard!

a chicken and an egg were lying in bed. the chicken rolls over and lights up a smoke. The chicken turns to the egg and says "Well we finally answered that question!"

[FallinWoman 1]

Joke from my childhood...
Teller: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Other: "To get to the other side?"
Teller: "Nope, to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?"
Other: "Nope"
Teller: "Neither do I, I get the Post-Dispatch (or insert local paper.)"

I used to think that was hysterical.

~Anne

I'm a Doll!!!!

[willard 0]

I think the important question here is why does it matter so much to us? The fact that the chicken was able to make an intelligent decision based on factors unknown to us should be sufficient to cause us to respect the chickens privacy in the matter.

[Royd 0]

To prove to the 'possum that it could be done.

[JustChuteMeNow 0]

Actually the way I heard the joke was

Why did the Marine cross the road?

Answer: Because his dick was stuck in a chicken.

Yes I am a former Army guy and I am prepared for the Marines to do a Rock Hudsen on me and attack me from the rear.

Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.

[jceman 1]

To die.











In the rain.











Alone.

--Hemingway (from a series of "answers" by famous writers)

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

[fliegerman 0]

Whether the chicken crossed the road or not is irrelevant. Bush lied to the people about the presence of chickens in the first place so our unjust involvement with roads is all his fault.
Don't you see the truth?

[jdobleman 0]

Because it was obviously too far to walk around.

madjohn

Main goals in life: Be on the "Jumpers Over Eighty" (JOE) World Record and attend the Lost Prairie Boogie once after I'm gone.

[TheBachelor 5]

It depends on who you ask:

JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face?
The chicken was going to the "other side." That's
what "they" call it: the "other side." Yes, my
friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that
chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

DR. SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
cross roads without having their motives called into
question.

GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the
road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX:
It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on
it.

RONALD REAGAN:
What chicken?

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many
more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

MACHIAVELLI:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who
cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies
whatever motive there was.

FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the
chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying
sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only
cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet
Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road
move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do
you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?

IMMANUEL KANT:
The chicken was acting out of a sense of duty to cross
the road, as chickens have traditionally crossed roads
throughout history.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN:
The road, you will see, represents the black man The
chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample
him and keep him down.

THE BIBLE:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto
the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the
chicken crossed the road, and there was much
rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS:
I missed one?

L. A. POLICE DEPARTMENT:
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find
out.

RICHARD M. NIXON:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any
chickens. I have never known any chickens.

There are battered women? I've been eating 'em plain all of these years...