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pumpernickel... I always thought that was a good word... weird, but good.:D

and ya, don't die... dying is bad... so don't die
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Deal. Now buy me a beer.



Okay. What kind of beer would you like?

No! Dammit! I meant to say I'd be happy to buy you a beer but I spent all my money on rum.

No! Wrong! I meant to say fuck you, buy your own fucking beer. For that matter, buy ME a fucking beer, you fucking french canadian asshole.

And while you're busy buying me a beer? Don't fucking die.

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pumpernickel... I always thought that was a good word... weird, but good.:D

and ya, don't die... dying is bad... so don't die




Tough choice....Eternal life ~or~ Pumpernickel.

Think I'll go make a sammich and think on it....DOH:S










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pumpernickel... I always thought that was a good word... weird, but good.:D

and ya, don't die... dying is bad... so don't die




Tough choice....Eternal life ~or~ Pumpernickel.

Think I'll go make a sammich and think on it....DOH:S


CHEATER!!! Eternal life is 2 words!!!

The word is pumpernickel! Now go make me a sammich!!!
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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and ya, don't die... dying is bad... so don't die



That's the long sought secret of life... not to die.


...and getting 200+ orgasms a year:D I tell ya, I'm never gonna die!!!:S
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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pumpernickel... I always thought that was a good word... weird, but good.:D


I say 'pumpernickel' every day. I don't care so much for pumpkin, but I LOVE pumpernickle, so I don't call my kids 'pumpkins'. I call them 'pumpernickles'. :)
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pumpernickel... I always thought that was a good word... weird, but good.:D


I say 'pumpernickel' every day. I don't care so much for pumpkin, but I LOVE pumpernickle, so I don't call my kids 'pumpkins'. I call them 'pumpernickles'. :)
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pumpernickel... I always thought that was a good word... weird, but good.:D


I say 'pumpernickel' every day. I don't care so much for pumpkin, but I LOVE pumpernickle, so I don't call my kids 'pumpkins'. I call them 'pumpernickles'. :)


Man, your kids must really be something. I was always referred to as a pumperpenny.
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I'm trying!
I'm TRYING!

200 spurts
Mega Vitamin C
Fresh air and Excerise

But damn, it must be the cheetos.


Brain Flash!
Cheeto sandwich on pumpernickel.
With horseradish or no?
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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No shit. We've even over-worked the incidents forum:

A fatal error has occurred:


Undefined subroutine &Links::init called at (eval 42) line 3.

Please enable debugging in setup for more details.

it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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