The differences between men and women

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[chris74 0]

Wrong , You forgot one essential fonction : ON, OFF and DICK .

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is the ON/OFF for something else ??

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

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is the ON/OFF for something else ??

I can't imagine what else it could be for.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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where's the beer flippy switch???

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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where's the beer flippy switch???

Again . . . it is all a part of te On switch -

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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but but but, I want more flippy switches!!!

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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but but but, I want more flippy switches!!!

That is what women are for. They have all kinds of buttons to play with.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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but I don't want buttons... just flippy switches.

I guess I could just flicker the one

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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but I don't want buttons... just flippy switches.

I guess I could just flicker the one

Buttons are switches if used correctly.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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but they're not FLIPPY switches

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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but they're not FLIPPY switches

Have you actually Been with a woman?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[ACMESkydiver 0]

Here I thought it was going to be a picture of a penis.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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Clicky

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Here I thought it was going to be a picture of a penis.

Take a number.

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Every guy wants one of these

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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

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Every guy wants one of these

We get them issued with our Guy Cards.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Clicky

Whoa!! Wait a second!! How did I get pulled in to this conversation?!?!

Although, the ride was pretty nice... Straddled on top of a hard, vibrating thingie... We went faster, then slower, then faster... Oh gawd!! I didn't want it to stop!

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Clicky

Whoa!! Wait a second!! How did I get pulled in to this conversation?!?!

Although, the ride was pretty nice... Straddled on top of a hard, vibrating thingie... We went faster, then slower, then faster... Oh gawd!! I didn't want it to stop!

harleys are fun, aren't they?

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Every guy wants one of these

Where did you get that? I've been trying to find one of those for years!

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Although, the ride was pretty nice... Straddled on top of a hard, vibrating thingie... We went faster, then slower, then faster... Oh gawd!! I didn't want it to stop!

harleys are fun, aren't they?

But... I wasn't talking about the... Oh... Um... Right... The motorcycle... Wanna take me for another ride? I can be there in about 20 hours.

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[Mike111 0]

that is pretty darn funny!!!!!

[popsjumper 2]

...so, women DO have an ON/OFF switch?

Does anyone know how to operate it or do you just let the batteries run down?

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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...so, women DO have an ON/OFF switch?

Does anyone know how to operate it or do you just let the batteries run down?

That doesn't show the internal schematics. There really is not connection to the on/off switch. It's just for appearances only.



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Although, the ride was pretty nice... Straddled on top of a hard, vibrating thingie... We went faster, then slower, then faster... Oh gawd!! I didn't want it to stop!

harleys are fun, aren't they?

But... I wasn't talking about the... Oh... Um... Right... The motorcycle... Wanna take me for another ride? I can be there in about 20 hours.

Yeah, I've seen the sheets.