warpedskydiver 0 #1 May 9, 2007 I just have one thing to say. They must die. That is all. (quietly deciding which weapon to choose from) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PikzeeVikzen 0 #2 May 9, 2007 I wouldn't mind the ones that wear combat boots disappearing. I'm the twist that turns your key.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #3 May 9, 2007 Pump up pellet gun. (The kind that you can pump up 20-some times and has the impact of a .22 with no firearms restrictions.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #4 May 9, 2007 Have you talked to Paul about this subject?? He is a PRO!!! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #5 May 9, 2007 Nah.... Trap 'em and put 'em in little cages with the spinnin' wheel thingys and make 'em power your house. the only good squirrel is a working squirrel. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #6 May 9, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DN5k7u_Z70Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #7 May 9, 2007 Quote Have you talked to Paul about this subject?? He is a PRO!!! what you talkin about willis??? errrr ummmm squirrels are the debil. Little bastards have tried to wreck me at least 2 or 3 times lately riding my bike. It's like a game to them. Oh I'll run your little ass over beotch!!! It'd be cool the have one as a pet. I'm sure they could do lots of cool things.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #8 May 9, 2007 Quote errrr ummmm squirrels are the debil. Little bastards have tried to wreck me at least 2 or 3 times lately riding my bike. It's like a game to them. Oh I'll run your little ass over beotch!!! The office had to ask what in the hell was I laughing so hard at. Only because I know your past with the squirrels can I honestly see them getting together to go after you. There is a bi-weekly conference call in GA with all the squirrels thinking of new ways to make your life HELL!! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #9 May 9, 2007 I knew it!!!! I am even nice to them, making noises so they know i'm coming when they have their backs turned. little beotches. Looks like warped needs to come to GA for some business!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #10 May 9, 2007 they are seriously evil... they seem to think that by having one of those cute furry little tails they can fool us into thinking they aren't a rodent... They've got another thing comming!!! I'm telling ya!!!Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,406 #11 May 9, 2007 Quote http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DN5k7u_Z70 That would be much more useful if they made it large enough to hold a politician."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #12 May 9, 2007 Quote...Little bastards have tried to wreck me at least 2 or 3 times lately riding my bike. It's like a game to them. Oh I'll run your little ass over beotch!!! Wanna know how to miss them? AIM for them.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #13 May 10, 2007 How on EARTH did I MISS this thread???? Squirrels are bad. Very, very bad. I like to F w/ the little mutant F'ers as often as I can, I do worry that someday I will look out the window and see them all lined up making little clicky-chirpy sounds as they hatch a diabolical plan for revenge on me. Little evil bastards. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #14 May 10, 2007 Tree Sharks are deadly...but can be vanquished!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #15 May 10, 2007 Quote It'd be cool the have one as a pet. I'm sure they could do lots of cool things. like play with your nuts? Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #16 June 13, 2007 Five down, at least ten more to go... two of them were with one shot [sportsannouncer] It's a double folks![/sportsannouncer] Poison is just not right, you never know what might eat them. I used .22 rimfire with shotshells, you would think it was a child with a cork popgun, from the barely noticeable noise. I was going to use the suppressed .22cal air rifle but it is a gift so I won't be trying it out before the recipient gets it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #17 June 13, 2007 I saw at least 5 or 6 of the bastages by my condo yesterday, i'm sure there were more. I was like ok, some of you have to go. Might have to borrow the .22 and get me some low velocity shots, so as to not make too much noise. Or I could give them a sporting chance and get a sling shot and do it that way.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #18 June 13, 2007 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #19 June 13, 2007 http://flurl.com/item/Katapult_for_Squirel_u_235280 Someone make it clicky, please...I'm puter illiterate. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #20 June 13, 2007 Quote http://flurl.com/item/Katapult_for_Squirel_u_235280 Someone make it clicky, please...I'm puter illiterate. TripleF {url}web address{/url} (substitute [ brackets for { brackets) or click the "url" button below the text entry screen Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #21 June 14, 2007 Rampaging squirrel injures 3 72-year-retiree dispatches rowdy rodent with a crutch Reuters Updated: 8:23 a.m. CT June 14, 2007 BERLIN - An aggressive squirrel attacked and injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch. The squirrel first ran into a house in the southern town of Passau, leapt from behind on a 70-year-old woman, and sank its teeth into her hand, a local police spokesman said on Thursday. With the squirrel still hanging from her hand, the woman ran onto the street in panic, where she managed to shake it off. The animal then entered a building site and jumped on a construction worker, injuring him on the hand and arm, before he managed to fight it off with a measuring pole. "After that, the squirrel went into the 72-year-old man's garden and massively attacked him on the arms, hand and thigh," the spokesman said. "Then he killed it with his crutch." The spokesman said experts thought the attack may have been linked to the mating season or because the squirrel was ill. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #22 June 17, 2007 Quote http://flurl.com/item/Katapult_for_Squirel_u_235280 Someone make it clicky, please...I'm puter illiterate. TripleF Oh, dear God, I think I just peed a little.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #23 June 17, 2007 Oh, dear God, I think I just peed a little. So what. I do that every time I sneeze. HA! -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #24 June 17, 2007 Quote Oh, dear God, I think I just peed a little. So what. I do that every time I sneeze. HA! I'll send you some depends the next time you get a cold.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #25 June 19, 2007 Lol...you like that, do you? TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
