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Ok if they come bustin' down the door, you do NOT KNOW ME. :|

We have never met, you don't know me online, you haven't even heard of anyone that knows me. You have no idea how that $4.2 million just showed up in an off-shore account unfortunately traceable back to your name in the states (sorry, it was you or me, buddy...)

:ph34r:

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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my house is surrounded by cops with AR-15's. will update.



Expect a call from Kevin Spacey to start negotiations.:D
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Had to hide my dope quick.B|

There are about 20 cops with AR's or M16's hiding behind my car, bushes, etc. I was out bck BBQing, and they said to get in the house and stay low. They appear to be looking at a place down the street.


"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

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Had to hide my dope quick.B|

There are about 20 cops with AR's or M16's hiding behind my car, bushes, etc. I was out bck BBQing, and they said to get in the house and stay low. They appear to be looking at a place down the street.



So you're laying on the floor with your laptop? How funny!!! :D:D:D
~Jaye
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Had to hide my dope quick.B|

There are about 20 cops with AR's or M16's hiding behind my car, bushes, etc. I was out bck BBQing, and they said to get in the house and stay low. They appear to be looking at a place down the street.



Tell them, "Kiss my ass--I've got a gun!!!" and report back here.

Walt

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So you're laying on the floor with your laptop? How funny!!!



Nope, just sitting at my desk. No shooting yet.

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

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Set off a pack of fire crackers. that should step things into high gear.



B|B|B|B|

About a month ago, some wacko shot up the courthouse, killed a cop, three bystanders, and himself in a little town a few miles from here. Cops might be jumpy.

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

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