Annoying People At Work PT 2

[Andy_Copland 0]

Dude today was bad! I had to clean out a boiler from the inside, we are talking confined space, pitch black so working with a torch (flash light for colonials), mask and a fucking electric canary around my neck to let me know if oxygen levels start to get low so i die


Old picture, you get the idea. Not many keyboards.

Now the women have seen that i'll sit back, glug my beer and wait for the PM's

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[warpedskydiver 0]

Bring that mask to the next boogie, you know how bad sunday morning farts on the plane can be.

[Andy_Copland 0]

It would make a fucking sweet picture.

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[Squeak 17]

we once (ok maybe twice) did this ti a mate, when i was working with explosives, we would sometimes come across "sweaty Gelignite". (Nitro glycerine based). You get your mates "hard hat" and smear a little bit of the sweaty nitro on the Sweat Band of the hat, 10 minutes after they don their hat they have a killer headache work best on Hungover friends

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[FireMedicJumper 0]

Try that with someone with boderline low blood pressure or just use too much and you might drop it enough to make them pass out. Could be disastrous depending on circumstances!

[FireMedicJumper 0]

We used to take the really big nylon zip ties and put them on the driveshafts of rear wheel drive cars. Doesn't hurt anything but it's funny as hell when they pull off and and keep stopping trying to figure out what the noise is.

[Krip 2]

We used to tape mass qty's of car air freshner to the bottom of a coworkers seat

Smelled so strong we could taste it but the dude who sat in the chair never seemed to notice

[shropshire 0]

Also try this one...

If there are 2 phones side by side on a desk, swop the handsets over

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Squeak 17]

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Also try this one...

If there are 2 phones side by side on a desk, swop the handsets over

tape down the switch so when you lift the handset, it still rings

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[warpedskydiver 0]

if it is an old phone where you can unscrew the mouthpiece, take it off and remove the disc inside.

Then it will be listen only