Andy_Copland 0 #26 August 11, 2007 Dude today was bad! I had to clean out a boiler from the inside, we are talking confined space, pitch black so working with a torch (flash light for colonials), mask and a fucking electric canary around my neck to let me know if oxygen levels start to get low so i die Old picture, you get the idea. Not many keyboards. Now the women have seen that i'll sit back, glug my beer and wait for the PM's 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #27 August 11, 2007 Bring that mask to the next boogie, you know how bad sunday morning farts on the plane can be. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #28 August 11, 2007 It would make a fucking sweet picture. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #29 August 11, 2007 we once (ok maybe twice) did this ti a mate, when i was working with explosives, we would sometimes come across "sweaty Gelignite". (Nitro glycerine based). You get your mates "hard hat" and smear a little bit of the sweaty nitro on the Sweat Band of the hat, 10 minutes after they don their hat they have a killer headache work best on Hungover friends You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FireMedicJumper 0 #30 August 11, 2007 Try that with someone with boderline low blood pressure or just use too much and you might drop it enough to make them pass out. Could be disastrous depending on circumstances! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FireMedicJumper 0 #31 August 11, 2007 We used to take the really big nylon zip ties and put them on the driveshafts of rear wheel drive cars. Doesn't hurt anything but it's funny as hell when they pull off and and keep stopping trying to figure out what the noise is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #32 August 11, 2007 We used to tape mass qty's of car air freshner to the bottom of a coworkers seatSmelled so strong we could taste it but the dude who sat in the chair never seemed to notice Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #33 August 11, 2007 Also try this one... If there are 2 phones side by side on a desk, swop the handsets over (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #34 August 11, 2007 Quote Also try this one... If there are 2 phones side by side on a desk, swop the handsets over tape down the switch so when you lift the handset, it still ringsYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #35 August 11, 2007 if it is an old phone where you can unscrew the mouthpiece, take it off and remove the disc inside. Then it will be listen only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites