ACMESkydiver 0 #26 August 31, 2007 Quote Quote Wrestling, Not Sparing. Tell her to bring it on. Dribble her like a basketball too. Like I said, I don't know how to wrestle, but let me know if you want a real fight. He DID say 'no holds barred'...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #27 August 31, 2007 QuoteWell gee Id have a go at it but youd have to buy me dinner first. I cook at the DZ most weekends. You like Brauts, Beer and Grilled Corn? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiki32 1 #28 August 31, 2007 Sure. Makes for interesting bathroom trips. Poetry don't work on whores. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #29 August 31, 2007 Well, by your standards I'm not a "REAL" woman. But hey, I can dream. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #30 August 31, 2007 No way. I can knock someone down...take their knees out (I never have and wouldn't unless threatened, but I know that I CAN )...fight dirty...but I can't 'pin'. I know that for sure, I've tried -and Joe ALWAYS wins! However Jay, my daughter is a wrestler...but you'd have to find someone else to make up the 200 pounds. She wrestles at about 71 lbs. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #31 August 31, 2007 Quote Makes for interesting bathroom trips. [Swoooon] And with that response, I am left speechless. Wow!! [/swooooon] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #32 August 31, 2007 Quote 2) I would never under any circumstance Strike a Female. ROFLMAO. I've had to knock that attitude out of a couple of guys in the ring. It's old-fashioned and sexist, and there's a big difference between some sparring between friends and beating on somebody weaker than you. ps- not even if she asks nicely? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #33 August 31, 2007 Well I said I would allow two of you substandard women so you can add up to a Real Woman(tm). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #34 August 31, 2007 Quote Quote Like I said, I don't know how to wrestle, but let me know if you want a real fight. You would win easily. For two resons, 1) I am sure you much more skilled than I. 2) I would never under any circumstance Strike a Female. You are just using that as an excuse because you are a pussy Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiki32 1 #35 August 31, 2007 My work here is done. Poetry don't work on whores. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #36 August 31, 2007 Quote Quote 2) I would never under any circumstance Strike a Female. ROFLMAO. I've had to knock that attitude out of a couple of guys in the ring. It's old-fashioned and sexist, and there's a big difference between some sparring between friends and beating on somebody weaker than you. ps- not even if she asks nicely? *swoon* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #37 August 31, 2007 Quote It's old-fashioned and sexist Guilty as charged. Quotenot even if she asks nicely? 1/2 to 3/4 contact? Sparing. Sure. Full contact.. No. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #38 August 31, 2007 Quote You are just using that as an excuse because you are a pussy No I am using that because I dont want my ass kicked by a girl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #39 August 31, 2007 Will there be jello involved? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #40 August 31, 2007 Quote Will there be jello involved? Lots after the match. Maybe even a few shots before the match to loosen up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #41 August 31, 2007 Quote Quote Will there be jello involved? Lots after the match. Maybe even a few shots before the match to loosen up. I meant during the match. Wrestling in jello would make it much more interesting. Hmm, or would jello be considered a tool??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #42 August 31, 2007 "You're not like these other guys. You're a mutant. You're a LEAN MEAN FIGHTING MACHINE!" My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #43 August 31, 2007 QuoteHmm, or would jello be considered a tool??? No Jello, No Hot Oil, No Mud.. Just good old fashion Down Home Southern Style Friendly Cage Match. IF there is a REAL Woman(tm) willing to step up to the plate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #44 August 31, 2007 Quote No Jello, No Hot Oil, No Mud.. Ok, you're no fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #45 August 31, 2007 QuoteOk, you're no fun. Girl, I Live in Georgia.. Round here, Wresslin is serious bidness. besides.. You have to be THIS tall for this ride sugar, now move along. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #46 August 31, 2007 Quote Quote Ok, you're no fun. Girl, I Live in Georgia.. Round here, Wresslin is serious bidness. It's called rasslin' ya yankee. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #47 August 31, 2007 QuoteQuoteOk, you're no fun. Girl, I Live in Georgia.. Round here, Wresslin is serious bidness. besides.. You have to be THIS tall for this ride sugar, now move along.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aludraca 0 #48 September 1, 2007 does it have to be an actual wrestling move? or just pin ya? erm in a non violent manner of course, my job doesn't let me hurt them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #49 September 1, 2007 Quote Quote Ok, you're no fun. Girl, I Live in Georgia.. Round here, Wresslin is serious bidness. besides.. You have to be THIS tall for this ride sugar, now move along. DAMN shotgun you are NOT gonna take that shit, right?!? [starts the popcorn popper]~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #50 September 1, 2007 Quote You are just using that as an excuse because you are a pussy -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No I am using that because I dont want my ass kicked by a girl. Smart man...... it makes you look REALLLY bad in front of your buddies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
