Skydiving Is Expensive

[turtlespeed 212]

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Thats so unfair dude, i have at least 4 teeth

But how many are in the right place and straight?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Andy_Copland 0]

they are not mine, they are on my cock from a girl in Kentucky giving me a blow job. She had gum disease or something.

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[turtlespeed 212]

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they are not mine, they are on my cock from a girl in Kentucky giving me a blow job. She had gum disease or something.

Suuuuuuuuure . . . like you ever get a BJ.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Andy_Copland 0]

All i have to do is say i have foreskin around these people and they are so intrigued they cant resist to try it out.

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[turtlespeed 212]

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All i have to do is say i have foreskin around these people and they are so intrigued they cant resist to try it out.

Your foreskin is around the people?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Andy_Copland 0]

i cacoon them in my skin

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[turtlespeed 212]

Best idea . . .

Quit drinking get off pikey Sr.'s computer go to bed - and THEN make some money WORKING.



Just sayin'

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Andy_Copland 0]

I got hammered 2 nights in a row and then when i try and have a quiet one he gets me to watch stand up comedy on DVD and knock back beers. Wasnt wasted but my early sober night went out the window.

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[turtlespeed 212]

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I got hammered 2 nights in a row and then when i try and have a quiet one he gets me to watch stand up comedy on DVD and knock back beers. Wasnt wasted but my early sober night went out the window.

Try - "No" I have to work tomorrow.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Andy_Copland 0]

He said he'd sit on me with his fat gorilla arse if i didnt... and Peter Kay is fucking funny.

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[turtlespeed 212]

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He said he'd sit on me with his fat gorilla arse if i didnt... and Peter Kay is fucking funny.

Last I heard - you were begging for the arse to sit on you.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[McBeth 0]

I've never met anyone that loved Jack as much as me. I'm afraid to see what will happen if we ever meet.

[livendive 8]

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Thats a whole lot of stuff for one bedroom.

You haven't seen my spare bedroom during the winter.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[Scoop 0]

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All i have to do is say i have foreskin around these people and they are so intrigued they cant resist to try it out.

That is so last year

I feel liberated now!

[shropshire 0]

So, not a complete prick any more

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[skinnyshrek 0]

pikey is now looking for accomodation anyone help the little fella out

http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

[turtlespeed 212]

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pikey is now looking for accomodation anyone help the little fella out

Send him over to ASC.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[goofyjumper 0]

He must be trying to get us back for the past post under his name!

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I love and Miss you so much Honey!
Orfun #3 ~ Darla

[gonzalesna 0]

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Which one? Skinny's is made for a fat cunt.

Why the hell would Skinny make a rig for Rosie O'Donnell???

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[gonzalesna 0]

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I've never met anyone that loved Jack as much as me. I'm afraid to see what will happen if we ever meet.

I'm guessing that there's gonna be a lotta missing Jack and people are gonna put a bunch of locks on their golf carts.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[pinkfairy 0]

He who lives by stealing gear, shall die by stealing gear.

Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

[popsjumper 2]

Is it really theft if you re-steal what was already stolen?
Just wondering.

If it is, then we need to tell Danielle to return Brittany to Chad.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239