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Mark24688m

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They break your heart and they don't even care. It's not right. :|



Alternative options:

a) Celibacy.

b) Real Doll or SuperBabe 2000.

c) Hang around airports restrooms with a wide stance.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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There is no such thing as "Miss Right."

Only "Miss psychotic in all the same ways you are.":P

And then you hope she feels the same way:ph34r:

"There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
Life, the Universe, and Everything

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Has this turned into the men's forum now?:D:D:D



I have this growth on my willy, what should
I do, also why no cuddles anymore, why am I mad ?


:D:D:D


You should see, I got the Guiness boys here with a tape measure

"This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave

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It's funny...
Get ripped apart, and just have to dive right back in again.....
well, unless you wanna be a priest or something.....
It's life, and i'll keep looking for the one that will play on my team for life....;)

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

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