RhondaLea 3 #26 January 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuotesounds like a personal problem to me. You should keep it personal This is why men have failed to evolve from their origins. He's only 19, give him another 10-15 years to learn when to keep it to himself... That's not what I meant. Men have failed to evolve because they never have realized that there are other people like them. Women know this because we share. Men don't. And when a man does, he gets whacked. Men. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #27 January 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuotesounds like a personal problem to me. You should keep it personal This is why men have failed to evolve from their origins. He's only 19, give him another 10-15 years to learn when to keep it to himself... That's not what I meant. Men have failed to evolve because they never have realized that there are other people like them. Women know this because we share. Men don't. And when a man does, he gets whacked. Men. Trust me, we know there are others like us... it's just not something we talk about, if you do it leaves you open to ridicule (as the responses have shown). Men are naturally competitive and any sign of weakness is like waving a red flag at a bull...The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
udder 0 #28 January 17, 2006 woah shit. you two are taking this way more seriously than I am..."In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #29 January 17, 2006 Not really, they will very professional advice at its best."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #30 January 17, 2006 QuoteUhh, would this be called "An Udder Failure? TripleF LMAO! I myself was thinking "udder-ly ridiculous", but you beat me to the thought process. Good to see you out there FFF.Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #31 January 17, 2006 Thanks, Chris. I'm lurking but not posting except when something is funny or warped....lol. And I'm glad you are feeling better. I worried but couldn't post. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #32 January 17, 2006 wow, I think i have never felt so bad about wanting a respectable relationship with a girl who loves me and i her before sex, until i read this... I guess that don't exist anymore, its all about sex before you really decide if you like hte person or not. Don't get me wrong, I love pussy, i just think its a lot better if there are feelings attached, and relationships based on sex, just arent the same. I have had my heart ripped open from those. and damn did it hurt. As for your problem.... I would guess it was just one of those things... all the waiting for that point, the driver to her place, the drive back, knowing it was gonna happen, and waiting, just caused you to 'pop' once it did. don't feel too bad, it happens.. specially to us younger folks.. haha. .. at least you had some. i havent gotten me any in a long while ;( .... oh, and dont forget the man's motto... something about I get mine...CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #33 January 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteUhh, would this be called "An Udder Failure? TripleF LMAO! I myself was thinking "udder-ly ridiculous", but you beat me to the thought process. Good to see you out there FFF.Chris I was thinking more of a "TOTAL AND UDDER FAILURE" ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #34 January 17, 2006 Quote...but the way some guys act about it, you really would think it's where they keep their brains... I see that RL is starting to catch on.... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #35 January 17, 2006 QuoteQuote...but the way some guys act about it, you really would think it's where they keep their brains... I see that RL is starting to catch on.... You guys are just going to have to ignore me this week. I'm in a very bad mood about one man, and it's affecting the way I feel about the human race. Ranting is not reality. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
browny05 0 #36 November 6, 2007 3 minutes?? Dam any longer than 7 seconds is a chore for me. Quote well after wrapping said friend, business began as per usual until roughly 3 minutes later it was all over. "FUCK" i said to myself out aloud, acting very calm and collected.....remember to take it easy.....and if its easy take it home.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #37 November 6, 2007 Quote 3 minutes?? Dam any longer than 7 seconds is a chore for me. Quote well after wrapping said friend, business began as per usual until roughly 3 minutes later it was all over. "FUCK" i said to myself out aloud, acting very calm and collected.. DooD...When they told ya to go back through all the old posts, they meant the IMPORTANT ones not the impotent ones! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #38 November 6, 2007 Quote far too much hair. and just two weeks ago i spent days doing nothing but having sex. and to walt, I'll do pretty much anything she wants, but eating out something that tastes like condom lube and smells of latex is disgusting, smells and tastes so much worse. Though I offered anyways... So you're used to having perfect sex with perfectly groomed and sqeaky-clean women? Sounds to me like someone hasn't earned his "red wings" yet. Seriously, you're probably trying too hard, and putting too much pressure on yourself and her to have perfect pornstar quality sex. I have a few VERY specific pieces of advice for you: - Sex is something that can happen over a few hours, but not constantly. By that, I mean you should try and break it up a bit; take a shower with the lady after the first round, or have a drink and a snack in-between rounds. Think strawberries and champagne, instead of pizza and beer. I've heard it's relatively common in Japan to pause for tea and a rice cake. - Empty your bladder after you orgasm (in the bathroom, not in/on her). Your body puts urination "on-hold" while you're having sex, and relieving that pressure should help a little. - Don't forget you're not a machine, and that sex is mostly mental for women and men. Naming your dick, legitamizing it by giving it a personality of its own, is a method we use to disociate from what it does. Don't let your member rule - it's not as smart as you. Remember that the experiences of your penis are not the "measure" of how sex went for the two of you. - Old condoms smell bad/strong. DO NOT USE OLD CONDOMS!!! Trojans are notorious for this, in my experience. New girl = new box of helmets. - Here's a fun trick I sometimes use with my wife: After the first round, I get a bowl of hot water and a washcloth, soak it and wring it out well, and SLOOOWWLYYY run it over every inch of her, including the tender parts. She gets to relax and just enjoy the process as I warm her entire body. She loves it, and she feels less self-concious about my oral fixations afterward. Thus endeth the lesson - the doctor is out. Dr. GatoT.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #39 November 6, 2007 Quote After the first round, I get a bowl of hot water and a washcloth, soak it and wring it out well, and SLOOOWWLYYY run it over every inch of her I think you posted to the wrong thread. I have included a link to the other one. How do You wash a pussy??Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #40 November 7, 2007 If I ever meet you, remind me that I would prefer to have sex with waltappl! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
