boinky 0 #26 July 3, 2007 Um...Walt? Have you warned her that the mosquitos in Texas are almost the size of those crows? And ten times as mean!Fortunately....I personally must have bad blood. They don't bite me! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 1 #27 July 3, 2007 I hate spiders ... not afraid but really hate !!!Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #28 July 3, 2007 I'm VERY afraid of the scorpions here in Texas. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #29 July 3, 2007 Quote Fight??? Sure, you know...childish tiff in which one person stomps off pouting and refuses to talk to the other for a day. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings 0 #30 July 3, 2007 Dare I ask who won? Crows. Bleh. I dislike it as much as I dislike the bugs on my car!Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #31 July 3, 2007 Quote They are loud, obnoxious, destructive, vile little creatures. And they steal baby birds out of their nests. If one more lands on the railings outside of my windows, antagonizing my cats, I will shoot it. Not really, but I want to. What are you going to name it?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #32 July 3, 2007 Quote Um...Walt? Have you warned her that the mosquitos in Texas are almost the size of those crows? And ten times as mean!Fortunately....I personally must have bad blood. They don't bite me! The mosquitos I can deal with, it's those chigger things I've recently been informed about that I'm having an issue with. ACK!! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #33 July 3, 2007 There's an anniversary idea. Reenact your first fight, but this time with restraints and Crisco. You may want to get a longer term babysitter for this one.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #34 July 3, 2007 Quote There's an anniversary idea. Reenact your first fight, but this time with restraints and Crisco. You may want to get a longer term babysitter for this one. I cannot believe that you would say such things about Jaye.She is so sweet and innocent and would never do such a thing. She doesn't fight. What - you thought I was referring to the Crisco?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #35 July 3, 2007 Quote Quote There's an anniversary idea. Reenact your first fight, but this time with restraints and Crisco. You may want to get a longer term babysitter for this one. I cannot believe that you would say such things about Jaye.She is so sweet and innocent and would never do such a thing. She doesn't fight. What - you thought I was referring to the Crisco? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #36 July 3, 2007 Quote Dare I ask who won? The actual arguement; he won; he was right. The sign had said that crows were a 'bird of prey', when I thought he was reading the sign on the eagle aviary next to it... The fight...well, his dad finally told him to knock it off with the cold shoulder BS...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #37 July 3, 2007 There you go-wear something cute, serve him a steak, and keep telling him how right he is. That's what a wife should do.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #38 July 3, 2007 Quote There you go-wear something cute, serve him a steak, and keep telling him how right he is. That's what a wife should do. Have you been talking to Joe?!? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #39 July 3, 2007 Quote Have you been talking to Joe?!? My first though was to respond "No, I just know how to make a man happy" but that really doesn't sound right. So the corrected response is, "I know how life runs in my fantasy world." I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #40 July 3, 2007 Quote My first though was to respond "No, I just know how to make a man happy" One day Shane you will make a good wife.Airtwardo might want a mistress you know.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #41 July 3, 2007 Well, they usually take the little baby birds once they have left the nest and are following their parents around for food. At least that's how it is here in Norway. But have you seen their perfect swoop landings, and their perfect flare every time? And they're social and intelligent. I think they're cool. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #42 July 3, 2007 Quote Quote what are you waiting for?!?! pop out the gun and fire away! And accidentally hit the naked lady in the window across from me??? Not a chance. PICSDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #43 November 9, 2007 OMG they are back. Playing basketball or something on the roof. This is not helping my hangover. Damn, inconsiderate, ugly birds. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #44 November 10, 2007 TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #45 November 10, 2007 Quote OMG they are back. Playing basketball or something on the roof. This is not helping my hangover. Damn, inconsiderate, ugly birds. Time for some target practice? Oh I guess the gunfire would be too loud for your throbbin' noggin. How about you shoot them with a cow slingshot? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #46 November 10, 2007 Quote They are loud, obnoxious, destructive, vile little creatures. And they steal baby birds out of their nests. If one more lands on the railings outside of my windows, antagonizing my cats, I will shoot it. Not really, but I want to. And they're just an "R" away from Cows! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,406 #47 November 10, 2007 Quote OMG they are back. Playing basketball or something on the roof. This is not helping my hangover. Damn, inconsiderate, ugly birds. No sympathy from me. Last spring I had a goddam woodpecker doing his impression of a jackhammer on my roof almost every day at the crack of dawn. I HATE waking up pissed off!I'd be happy to exchange him for crows."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rapter 0 #48 November 10, 2007 Have you seen the ravens (or The North American Dumpster Chicken) out here ? there protected by law, they breed like rats, crap all over my truck, dig in the trash, fight the dog for her dog dish. and know the sight of a gun because every one tries to shoot them. Only the good die young, so I have found immortality, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #49 November 10, 2007 I'm not fond of them either. But you have to admit, they are brilliant creatures. I would watch the crows grab palm tree nuts, hover over the street while a bus was coming down the road, then drop the nut in front of the buses tire, wait for the bus to run over it, then scoop up the remains. They are very intelligent creatures. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #50 November 10, 2007 Quote Quote OMG they are back. Playing basketball or something on the roof. This is not helping my hangover. Damn, inconsiderate, ugly birds. Time for some target practice? Oh I guess the gunfire would be too loud for your throbbin' noggin. How about you shoot them with a cow slingshot? Oh yeah!! Good idea. I love my slingshot. Thanks Jenn! Edited to add: I hope they don't carry it away. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
