lauraliscious 0 #1 December 5, 2007 My office is having our holiday luncheon next week and we usually take up a collection and get a gift to show our appreciation for our administrative assistants. Since they are both female and I'm one of the few female engineers in the office, I've been kind of delegated to figure out what to get them and get it. So what do you guys think??? I'm bad at this kind of stuff. We should have about $240 for each of them and I want to get them both the same thing. We could split that $$ up between 2 different gifts too... Thanks for your input! Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 December 5, 2007 sex toys? sorry, that might be something shrek would say, I dunno... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #3 December 5, 2007 At this time of year, I think everyone likes money. I voted for the Visa gift card.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #4 December 5, 2007 I agree with Skymama, or a gift certificate for a massage/mani/pedi/facial/etc. (you can do A LOT with $240) at Spa Sydell or the like. I recommend the hot stone massage. Maybe half Visa gift card, half Spa Sydell certificate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #5 December 5, 2007 Quote Maybe half Visa gift card, half Spa Sydell certificate. LOL, that's pretty much along the lines of what I was thinking, and if I go with the spa it was going to be Spa Sydell since they can then pick their location (and their treatment). I just wasn't sure if every woman likes the spa thingy. Although one of them wants to make a tandem, maybe I could get her a jump. Just wouldn't know what to get the other one then. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #6 December 5, 2007 Quote female engineers That's oxymoronic - almost like someone saying that they work for the FAA It just don't make sense I'd probably go for a spa certificate-something that they might be less likely to spend their own money on but would appreciate. I can recommend several good asian joints in Atlanta if you wishI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 December 5, 2007 Quote Quote female engineers That's oxymoronic - almost like someone saying that they work for the FAA It just don't make sense I'd probably go for a spa certificate-something that they might be less likely to spend their own money on but would appreciate. I can recommend several good asian joints in Atlanta if you wish I wouldn't be surprised if some of those joints offered something extra behind the back door... There were a few of those joints in the Birmingham area that got busted by an anti-prostitution sting a few years ago. It was all over the news."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #8 December 5, 2007 Quotesomething extra behind the back door That costs extraI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #9 December 5, 2007 Quote Quote something extra behind the back door That costs extra well duh... wait... how did you know that? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #10 December 5, 2007 I'd go for the Visa gift card. Or a payraise! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #11 December 5, 2007 ***There were a few of those joints in the Birmingham area that got busted by an anti-prostitution sting a few years ago. Quote Can you get me their addresses. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #12 December 5, 2007 Quote We should have about $240 for each of them and I want to get them both the same thing. We could split that $$ up between 2 different gifts too... By them each a $5.00 snowglobe and then take me out on the town in Atlanta. They won't know the difference and we'll have a blast on $230.00 Just a suggestion."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #13 December 5, 2007 So, Bob wants a butt loofaI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #14 December 5, 2007 Quote ***There were a few of those joints in the Birmingham area that got busted by an anti-prostitution sting a few years ago. Quote Can you get me their addresses. If I can find an old phone book, I can give you the address to whatever business has taken their places... They're a shifty lot... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #15 December 5, 2007 I would have voted for a raise....since most of the ones I work with are underpaid and overworked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #16 December 5, 2007 Very large dildos, or rubber arms for the guys. When they ask...WTF is this? Tell them it is so they can go fuck themselves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #17 December 5, 2007 ***They're a shifty lot... Quote AHHHH...nothing like good ol' shifty hookers. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skootz 0 #18 December 5, 2007 Laura - As an admin asst the gift card rocks. That is what I usually get and I love it. Then both gals can go get whatever they like or use it to get gifts for someone else if they are tight on money. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #19 December 5, 2007 Quote ***They're a shifty lot... Quote AHHHH...nothing like good ol' shifty hookers. You expect quality by the airport? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #20 December 6, 2007 Thanks everyone, for all the input! I personally like PsychoBob's idea the best, but BillyVance's came in a close 2nd. However, I don't want to be fired so I think I'll go with the gift card. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #21 December 6, 2007 Damn, not even an honorable mention. I feel so unloved and unappreciated I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #22 December 6, 2007 ***I feel so unloved and unappreciated Quote Don't worry, you are. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #23 December 6, 2007 Quote Damn, not even an honorable mention. I feel so unloved and unappreciated You just didn't try hard enough. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #24 December 6, 2007 Quote ***I feel so unloved and unappreciated Quote Don't worry, you are. Damn, I liked your answer better than mine. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #25 December 6, 2007 Quote ***I feel so unloved and unappreciated Quote Don't worry, you are. This is why I buy gifts for Hushpuppy but not for you Have you delivered it yet? Does delivering gifts make you SantaBob or PsychoSanta?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
