stratostar 5 #1 December 7, 2007 Fat Fucks, go on a diet......you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #2 December 7, 2007 Since I'm fat, but just a coach, I'll have that second cupcake. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 December 8, 2007 I dont want to diet, that means I'd have to downsize and I like my big canopy.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #4 December 8, 2007 Quote I dont want to diet, that means I'd have to downsize and I like my big canopy. Wait a minute...you're bigger than me and my slider is bigger than your canopy! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,412 #5 December 8, 2007 Quote Quote I dont want to diet, that means I'd have to downsize and I like my big canopy. Wait a minute...you're bigger than me and my slider is bigger than your canopy! SSSHHHH!!!!!He has been so happy with that tandem slider, there is no need to break it to him that it's not a canopy!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #6 December 8, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I dont want to diet, that means I'd have to downsize and I like my big canopy. Wait a minute...you're bigger than me and my slider is bigger than your canopy! SSSHHHH!!!!!He has been so happy with that tandem slider, there is no need to break it to him that it's not a canopy! http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3622#3622 Now THAT is funny! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #7 December 8, 2007 Quote Quote I dont want to diet, that means I'd have to downsize and I like my big canopy. Wait a minute...you're bigger than me and my slider is bigger than your canopy! Well yeah! Old doesn't heal as fast anymore!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #8 December 8, 2007 Yeah...and smart don't HAVE to heal! How's the ribs by the way? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
longtall 0 #9 December 8, 2007 May the anvil bros. fill your shoes with poop!...J...." 90 right, five miles then cut."---Pukin Buzzards Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rover 9 #10 December 8, 2007 Bugger off. The fatter I get the higher the wingloading therefore negating the need to downsize my canopy. Buying a bigger jumpsuit is way more cost effective.2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 563 #11 December 12, 2007 I am carrying maybe ten - okay - twenty pounds of flab around my middle and still routinely out- jump and out-climb young pups half my age. May I join your support group? Or should I just unblock my nose in the general direction of those whining puppies? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratostar 5 #12 December 12, 2007 Quote May I join your support group? O yea, sure, no problem, duuuuuude, howsbout you b president! mmmmKay. you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
