LisaH 0 #1 January 7, 2008 Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. Law of the Workshop Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Bath When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Law of Biomechanics The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Law of the Theater At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. Law of Coffee As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Murphy's Law of Lockers If there are only two people in a locker room, they> will have adjacent lockers. Law of Rugs/Carpets The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. Law of Location No matter where you go, there you are. Law of Logical Argument Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. Brown's Law If the shoe fits, it's ugly. Oliver's Law A closed mouth gathers no feet. Wilson 's Law As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. Doctors' Law If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #2 January 7, 2008 You been peeking at my life????"safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #3 January 7, 2008 Quote You been peeking at my life???? Busted!! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #4 January 7, 2008 Cole's Law * 1 medium head cabbage * 1 cup mayonnaise * 2 to 3 tablespoons heavy cream * 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon celery seed * salt and pepper, to taste Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #5 January 7, 2008 I think every single one of those has happened to me at one time or another. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #6 January 7, 2008 Me, too. And probably a few more besides. "safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grips 0 #7 January 7, 2008 Quote Cole's Law * 1 medium head cabbage * 1 cup mayonnaise * 2 to 3 tablespoons heavy cream * 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon celery seed * salt and pepper, to taste Very Good! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #8 January 7, 2008 This list is so true... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #9 January 7, 2008 Quote This list is so true... Yup! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings 0 #10 January 7, 2008 You forgot the law of attraction. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #11 January 7, 2008 What; "the attractiveness of the person next to whom you wake up is inversely proportional to the alcohol-intake of the previous night"?"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings 0 #12 January 7, 2008 Quote What; "the attractiveness of the person next to whom you wake up is inversely proportional to the alcohol-intake of the previous night"? Don't forget about the amount of light in the room. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #13 January 7, 2008 The probablity of having wild monkey sex is inversely proportional to age. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #14 January 7, 2008 No matter how hot a woman is, someone out there is tired of putting up with her bullshit. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings 0 #15 January 7, 2008 Quote The probablity of having wild monkey sex is inversely proportional to age. Exxxxxcellent. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
