Darktreader 0 #1 January 22, 2008 Sorry if this is a repost. But I love these and wanted to share. FRIENDS: Will stand by you while you piss. BEST FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the UGLY FUCKER you tried to pick up FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. BEST FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " FRIENDS: Cry with you. BEST FRIENDS: laugh at you FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. BEST FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. BEST FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar. BEST FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out. FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come. BEST FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week. BEST FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long. FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore". BEST FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!". FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!"Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 January 22, 2008 And a best friend will talk smack about you on here knowing you're gone for a few days! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #3 January 22, 2008 Yep . . . They keep thinning out that herd - but I still have a few left.Well at LEAST One. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyhighbird 0 #4 January 22, 2008 FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. BEST FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team. I don't like to share, thats just gross! Find your own Va-jay-jay Wanna Hug It Out, Lets Hug It Out..Bitch! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #5 January 22, 2008 Quote FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. BEST FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team. I don't like to share, thats just gross! Find your own Va-jay-jay tag team and spit-roast them! that way everyone gets their own.. uhm, what was i about to say!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #6 January 22, 2008 Quote And a best friend will talk smack about you on here knowing you're gone for a few days! Are you admitting that shane is your best friend? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #7 January 22, 2008 QuoteQuote And a best friend will talk smack about you on here knowing you're gone for a few days! Are you admitting that shane is your best friend? EWWWWWW!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dannydan 0 #8 January 23, 2008 QuoteDo you have a BEST FRIEND? use to!... ...nuf said Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #9 January 23, 2008 Quote Do you have a BEST FRIEND? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- use to!... ...nuf said Same here. In my case, recently deceased. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver88 0 #10 January 23, 2008 got a good one and well most all of that shit has happened Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrFreefall383 0 #11 January 24, 2008 Yup, definitely got a friend like that. He was actually in town for a few weeks over the holiday break, the reason I didn't work out at all. We instead nearly burned down his car installing some performance gauges, and then had to disassemble it further and fix it. He laughed at me for agreeing with him that it was fine beforehand, and I laughed at him for being such an idiot in the first place. Good times."If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
