Zenister 0 #276 April 13, 2008 Quote 3 skydiving redheads walk into a bar... haha nice picture Ive got jumps with two of those troublemakers.Redheads as caused more of the agony and ecstasy of my life than anything else (all different Reds) 1. locked up after SHE started a barfight? Check. 2. Article 15? She looked like Jessica Rabbit what was I to do? Check 3. Knocked over your boss while looking the wrong way at one bending over? Check 4. several (possibly hundreds, but who counts?) thousand dollars poorer? Check. 5. woken up in a different State wondering where the car was? Check 6. worth every minute? Absolutely. Quote You ever see a red-headed stripper from Alabama heading your way.. RUN! As fast as you possibly can. lol, she's still a friend but this is QFT. Quote No mortal man can truly handle a red head. Dont kid yourself. Good thing I'm a minor divinity then, (or I'm simply a glutton for punishment) I still cant resist a hot redhead. Hopefully the next time I meet a hot, single, skydiving redhead I dont have a ball and chain I'm being faithful to (for some unexplained reason) like I did last time one crossed my path and I didnt chase. Bottled Reds really dont count, unless they are really Red and just changing their hue. Its the fire of personality that is as attractive as the actual flaming mane.____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #277 April 13, 2008 Bottled Reds really don't count, unless they are really Red and just changing their hue... Quote Yup....carpet has to match the drapes. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,390 #278 April 13, 2008 Quote Quote Bottled Reds really don't count, unless they are really Red and just changing their hue... Yup....carpet has to match the drapes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7Mt-gs0KTM"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #279 April 13, 2008 Some dont like carpet.... tile can be far more interesting Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #280 April 13, 2008 Quote Some dont like carpet.... tile can be far more interesting More like a small striplike welcome mat!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #281 April 13, 2008 Quote Some don't like carpet.... tile can be far more interesting Yeah well, 'interesting' is a relative term...I've run into more than my fair share of dirt floors hidden beneath a high dollar welcome mat! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #282 April 20, 2008 Quote Yeah well, 'interesting' is a relative term...I've run into more than my fair share of dirt floors hidden beneath a high dollar welcome mat! Ummm, ewwww!!! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #283 April 20, 2008 My red head.When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #284 April 20, 2008 you just need to stay away from THOSE kind of bars Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
