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peregrinerose

Help with a practical joke please...

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I tossed him this:

Happy birthday Travis. It's twisted cooter shit that you have to work on your birthday and I'd send you a stripper but you're married. [:/]

It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude.
If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough.
That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama

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He says he's not done with them yet... So I replied: The Bobs want to know when you're going to have those done... Also I thought I might remind you, just in case you forgot, that this Friday is Hawaiian shirt day.......... So, you can wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans if you want.:)

Gravity Waits for No One.

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Me: We're gonna need you to move your office into the storage room... We're hiring some more help and we need the space.

Travis: Is there heat I'm getting older

Me: No, but there is some bug spray back there... Spray enough of that around and you shouldn't be coherent enough to care.
Gravity Waits for No One.

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Travis: What kind of bug spray and how big is my new office?

Me: It's some surplus stuff we got at a govt auction from the former USSR... We're SURE it's completely safe though.
You've seen the closet, that's where you got caught wanking it during lunch last month, duh.
Gravity Waits for No One.

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Travis wound up turning off his phone at about 3pm yesterday.

The final tally of calls and emails was 120.

Great job everybody. We all had a lot of fun with this at work. Even Travis was having fun up until about 1:30. Oh well


Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.
Pelt Head #3

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