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So hypotetically(sp) speaking, if an applicant passes inspection and moves to Texas to be at your beck and call.

Will you return the favor if he gets injured? By changing his bedpan and giving him daily head-jobs till he makes a full recovery?



well duh! The favors go both ways in my world, sweetie.;)
It's all good then. I was afraid you were the subject of that "Buckcherry" song, which screams short-term relationship to me. :P
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ok I'm adding another prerequisite to my list at cloudseeker2001's request:

"must have an appreciation for extreme knockers!"

cuz these 40DDD's might as well have their own zip code!:D And mind you they are PIERCED 40DDD's at that.:P



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ok I'm adding another prerequisite to my list at cloudseeker2001's request:

"must have an appreciation for extreme knockers!"

cuz these 40DDD's might as well have their own zip code!:D And mind you they are PIERCED 40DDD's at that.:P



A picture is worth a thousand words, Boobies front and center
So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

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pics for proof



Check your phone...NOW do you believe me Mr Smarty?:P:P:P

You better keep 'em to yourself too dammit!Or I'll fly to NY and hunt you down!

(I swear the beer made me do it Mom!):):$


Did you need my number?
So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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I'm not posting them to a public forum thank you! My gals are worth more than that!:PBesides, ask Broke for authenticity.I think I might have broken Broke's phone sending it to him...hes speechless.Neener!Neener!:D



Some guys have all the luck! AAAHHH well, cant blame a brother for trying
So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

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Some guys have all the luck! AAAHHH well, cant blame a brother for trying



LMAO! "msg failed" He didnt receive the msg either.So all of you are up that famous creek w/o a paddle.:P

ok I'm in a sporting mood...whoever can PM me their email addy and phone # first will get to verify for the rest of you.:ph34r:


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Some guys have all the luck! AAAHHH well, cant blame a brother for trying



LMAO! "msg failed" He didnt receive the msg either.So all of you are up that famous creek w/o a paddle.:P


Ok then the girls are still "under wraps" as it were. Did you get the candy with my app?
So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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I'm not posting them to a public forum thank you!



Well not naked, of course not, that'd be silly. :ph34r:

Now in a low cut top OTOH... :)
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Now in a low cut top OTOH...



Boy! if you were at the RB initiations at WFFC the yr you helped me put my tent up (2004?) when I was working for Norman Kent then you've already seen 'em! (Even though I never did get my official name and number.:() Plus I KNOW you were there for the 3 way girl on girl kiss w/me an RoadRash and...someone else I cant remember right now...the beer is making me sleepy.:S


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ok I'm adding another prerequisite to my list at cloudseeker2001's request:

"must have an appreciation for extreme knockers!"

cuz these 40DDD's might as well have their own zip code!:D And mind you they are PIERCED 40DDD's at that.:P



Goddamn, with those racks, you guys be a gentleman and throw in a back massage or two!!
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Goddamn, with those racks, you guys be a gentleman and throw in a back massage or two!!



Amen to that,sister!

Now who wants to do as the lady suggested and rub my poor back?(ok and maybe my poor front too...it needs attention)>:(


Jeez I just know this thread is gonna haunt me one day.:D


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Goddamn, with those racks, you guys be a gentleman and throw in a back massage or two!!



Amen to that,sister!

Now who wants to do as the lady suggested and rub my poor back?(ok and maybe my poor front too...it needs attention)>:(


Jeez I just know this thread is gonna haunt me one day.:D


I'll give you a back rub if we ever meet. I just don't know when that'll be.

Would that be enough to get you to pm me a pic of your rack? :)
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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DAMN! talk about bad luck for guys tonight.Broke couldnt rec. my phone msg and Jeff cant open his prize at work b/c its definitely NSFW!:D

and on that note,I'm going to bed.My beer is all gone and I'm ready to sleep and forget I did all this crazy shit tomorrow.Ofcourse I'm sure cloudseeker2001 will inform all of you tomorrow on my "credentials".:P



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DAMN! talk about bad luck for guys tonight.Broke couldnt rec. my phone msg and Jeff cant open his prize at work b/c its definitely NSFW!:D

and on that note,I'm going to bed.My beer is all gone and I'm ready to sleep and forget I did all this crazy shit tomorrow.Ofcourse I'm sure cloudseeker2001 will inform all of you tomorrow on my "credentials".:P



Whaaaaa? I'm working on my 8th beer and I'm still standing... PM me your rack anyway! :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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