stitch 0 #76 May 19, 2008 Quote Quote So hypotetically(sp) speaking, if an applicant passes inspection and moves to Texas to be at your beck and call. Will you return the favor if he gets injured? By changing his bedpan and giving him daily head-jobs till he makes a full recovery? well duh! The favors go both ways in my world, sweetie. It's all good then. I was afraid you were the subject of that "Buckcherry" song, which screams short-term relationship to me. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #77 May 20, 2008 ok I'm adding another prerequisite to my list at cloudseeker2001's request: "must have an appreciation for extreme knockers!" cuz these 40DDD's might as well have their own zip code! And mind you they are PIERCED 40DDD's at that. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #78 May 20, 2008 Quote ok I'm adding another prerequisite to my list at cloudseeker2001's request: "must have an appreciation for extreme knockers!" cuz these 40DDD's might as well have their own zip code! And mind you they are PIERCED 40DDD's at that. pics for proofDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #79 May 20, 2008 Quote pics for proof Check your phone...NOW do you believe me Mr Smarty?You better keep 'em to yourself too dammit!Or I'll fly to NY and hunt you down! (I swear the beer made me do it Mom!) "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #80 May 20, 2008 My PM box is empty.... have another.... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #81 May 20, 2008 Quote ok I'm adding another prerequisite to my list at cloudseeker2001's request: "must have an appreciation for extreme knockers!" cuz these 40DDD's might as well have their own zip code! And mind you they are PIERCED 40DDD's at that. A picture is worth a thousand words, Boobies front and centerSo i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #82 May 20, 2008 LOL! my PM box has exploded in the last few days..I wonder why?Are you on the dz.com DD list? (BTW who's the new Keeper of the List? anyone know?) I'm still drinking and the night is young... "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #83 May 20, 2008 Quote(BTW who's the new Keeper of the List? anyone know?) Bolas still is, so far as I know (I'm not a member, with being overseas and all).Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #84 May 20, 2008 Quote Quote pics for proof Check your phone...NOW do you believe me Mr Smarty?You better keep 'em to yourself too dammit!Or I'll fly to NY and hunt you down! (I swear the beer made me do it Mom!) Did you need my number?So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #85 May 20, 2008 I'm not posting them to a public forum thank you! My gals are worth more than that!Besides, ask Broke for authenticity.I think I might have broken Broke's phone sending it to him...hes speechless.Neener!Neener! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #86 May 20, 2008 Quote I'm not posting them to a public forum thank you! My gals are worth more than that!Besides, ask Broke for authenticity.I think I might have broken Broke's phone sending it to him...hes speechless.Neener!Neener! Some guys have all the luck! AAAHHH well, cant blame a brother for tryingSo i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #87 May 20, 2008 Quote Some guys have all the luck! AAAHHH well, cant blame a brother for trying LMAO! "msg failed" He didnt receive the msg either.So all of you are up that famous creek w/o a paddle.ok I'm in a sporting mood...whoever can PM me their email addy and phone # first will get to verify for the rest of you. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #88 May 20, 2008 Quote Quote Some guys have all the luck! AAAHHH well, cant blame a brother for trying LMAO! "msg failed" He didnt receive the msg either.So all of you are up that famous creek w/o a paddle. Ok then the girls are still "under wraps" as it were. Did you get the candy with my app?So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #89 May 20, 2008 you're in a race buddy.I just offered them to the quickest PMer.Check my above post. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #90 May 20, 2008 Quoteyou're in a race buddy.I just offered them to the quickest PMer.Check my above post. Damn this is the best thread in awhile! it has prizes!So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #91 May 20, 2008 Quote Are you on the dz.com DD list? (BTW who's the new Keeper of the List? anyone know?) (cough) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #92 May 20, 2008 Quote I'm not posting them to a public forum thank you! Well not naked, of course not, that'd be silly. Now in a low cut top OTOH... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #93 May 20, 2008 Quote Damn this is the best thread in awhile! it has prizes! LMAO! sorry,the prize goes to cloudseeker2001!He was fastest on the draw to send me a PM.I hope hes happy with his prize. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #94 May 20, 2008 Quote Now in a low cut top OTOH... Boy! if you were at the RB initiations at WFFC the yr you helped me put my tent up (2004?) when I was working for Norman Kent then you've already seen 'em! (Even though I never did get my official name and number.) Plus I KNOW you were there for the 3 way girl on girl kiss w/me an RoadRash and...someone else I cant remember right now...the beer is making me sleepy. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinagirl 0 #95 May 20, 2008 Quote ok I'm adding another prerequisite to my list at cloudseeker2001's request: "must have an appreciation for extreme knockers!" cuz these 40DDD's might as well have their own zip code! And mind you they are PIERCED 40DDD's at that. Goddamn, with those racks, you guys be a gentleman and throw in a back massage or two!!~Built for Abuse www.skydivethefarm.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #96 May 20, 2008 Quote Goddamn, with those racks, you guys be a gentleman and throw in a back massage or two!! Amen to that,sister! Now who wants to do as the lady suggested and rub my poor back?(ok and maybe my poor front too...it needs attention)Jeez I just know this thread is gonna haunt me one day. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #97 May 20, 2008 Quote Quote Goddamn, with those racks, you guys be a gentleman and throw in a back massage or two!! Amen to that,sister! Now who wants to do as the lady suggested and rub my poor back?(ok and maybe my poor front too...it needs attention)Jeez I just know this thread is gonna haunt me one day. I'll give you a back rub if we ever meet. I just don't know when that'll be. Would that be enough to get you to pm me a pic of your rack? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #98 May 20, 2008 DAMN! talk about bad luck for guys tonight.Broke couldnt rec. my phone msg and Jeff cant open his prize at work b/c its definitely NSFW!and on that note,I'm going to bed.My beer is all gone and I'm ready to sleep and forget I did all this crazy shit tomorrow.Ofcourse I'm sure cloudseeker2001 will inform all of you tomorrow on my "credentials". "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #99 May 20, 2008 Damm I leave for a few hours and I miss all the fun..... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #100 May 20, 2008 Quote DAMN! talk about bad luck for guys tonight.Broke couldnt rec. my phone msg and Jeff cant open his prize at work b/c its definitely NSFW!and on that note,I'm going to bed.My beer is all gone and I'm ready to sleep and forget I did all this crazy shit tomorrow.Ofcourse I'm sure cloudseeker2001 will inform all of you tomorrow on my "credentials". Whaaaaa? I'm working on my 8th beer and I'm still standing... PM me your rack anyway! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites