ryoder 1,393 #1 June 7, 2008 http://www.fox11az.com/news/topstories/stories/tucson-20080606-official-warn-naked-bike-ride.783e86e.html "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #2 June 7, 2008 And good news for the rest of us Last year, I was coming home late from the DZ on Saturday night, and in the middle of downtown Denver, there was a pack of at least 20 naked MOPED drivers They had helmets, at least ... Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #3 June 7, 2008 Just in case they catch me, can we start collecting bail money?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #4 June 7, 2008 I figured it was a sudden crash in the speedo market!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #5 June 7, 2008 I hope they realize that they risk being labeled as a sex offender if children are present. Not quite worth it if you ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,393 #6 June 7, 2008 Quote Just in case they catch me, can we start collecting bail money? If you ride with crowds like these, no one will even be pursuing you: http://www.campyonly.com/images/modbikes/2006/race.jpg http://www.campyonly.com/images/modbikes/2006/naked_cyclists.jpg "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #7 June 7, 2008 I kinda which THEY would be pursuing me! lolRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,393 #8 June 7, 2008 Quote I kinda which THEY would be pursuing me! lol It is more fun to be pursing them; See what I mean? http://www.campyonly.com/images/modbikes/2008/bicycle%20girl%202.jpg "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #9 June 7, 2008 You are a wise man,Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #10 June 9, 2008 I had to go hide in the mountain to esacpe the cops... Damm the man and his trying to keep us down!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,393 #11 June 9, 2008 Quote I had to go hide in the mountain to escape the cops... Damn the man and his trying to keep us down! So you did it naked?Damn you; In order to top that I have to go do a climb over 11,000, since I am starting at 5300. Maybe I'll look into doing Mt Evans soon."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #12 June 9, 2008 Fight the power! Word, BrotherYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #13 June 9, 2008 My only question is, how do they clean the seats? Let's all say it together, "Ewwwwwww..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,393 #14 June 9, 2008 Quote My only question is, how do they clean the seats? Let's all say it together, "Ewwwwwww..." From a former co-worker: "You know the best thing about showing up for work naked? Nobody steals your chair!"Then there was my former skirt-chasing biking buddy; (Think of "The Todd" on "Scrubs") Whenever we saw a hot babe on a bike, he always reminded me of his fantasy to be re-incarnated as a bicycle saddle."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
