bloody_trauma 2 #1 August 21, 2008 Yo MaMa so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger outta george washingtons nose....Fly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 August 21, 2008 I've heard them all, but not that one."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #3 August 21, 2008 yo mamas thighs so big, they talk to each other... they say "you let me by, I'll let you by..." Fly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #4 August 21, 2008 My favourite one: "Yo MaMa wanned me to be yo fatha - but the dawg beat me to it.""That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elias123 0 #5 August 21, 2008 Yo mama so fat she comes from both sides of the family. Always loved that one "In a mad world, only the mad are sane" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #6 August 21, 2008 first time ever i hear about yo mama.. funny shit!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 August 21, 2008 Quote first time ever i hear about yo mama.. funny shit! You kidding me? There are THOUSANDS of "Yo Mama" jokes. I'm sure googling will find a whole shitload of them. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #8 August 21, 2008 obviously, the guy thats responsible for cultural transfer between our great nations cares more for paris hilton and brittney spears. we should get him fired! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glitch 0 #9 August 21, 2008 Yo MaMas so fat, when she sweats, she sweats Crisco...Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 772 #10 August 21, 2008 From the Robot Chicken 'Star Wars' episode: Yo MaMa's so dumb, she went to Bangcock to get a Thai FighterI got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #11 August 21, 2008 And here I thought we were going to talk about a great cellist. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #12 August 21, 2008 Quote And here I thought we were going to talk about a great cellist. Close, one syllable off. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #13 August 22, 2008 Quote And here I thought we were going to talk about a great cellist. Oh good, I wasn't the only one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #14 August 22, 2008 Yo mama so fat she uses states when she plays hopscotch! (i've always liked that one)... CReW Skies, bubbles"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #15 August 22, 2008 Quote Yo mama so fat she uses states when she plays hopscotch! (i've always liked that one)... CReW Skies, bubbles Just thought of this myself: Yo Mama so fat she uses a pogo stick to jump from Washington state to Alaska. I know... dumb.... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #16 August 22, 2008 Quote And here I thought we were going to talk about a great cellist. I don't get it. I played trumpet.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #17 August 22, 2008 Quote Quote And here I thought we were going to talk about a great cellist. I don't get it. I played trumpet. Out of your ass? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
