madhatter 0 #1 September 20, 2008 Just found this on another site: Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So -- if you give her crap, you will get a bucket full of shit. A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #2 September 20, 2008 So, what you're saying is; "Give her an inch and she'll take a mile."quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #3 September 20, 2008 SO THAT'S why I'm always being told size doesn't matter! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 2 #4 September 20, 2008 I disagree. I haven't gotten anything in a while... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #5 September 20, 2008 Quote So, what you're saying is; "Give her an inch and she'll take a mile." No. Give her a true smile. She'll create a world for you. dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #6 September 20, 2008 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #7 September 20, 2008 Quote Why? dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #8 September 20, 2008 No reason 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #9 September 20, 2008 Quote No reason What? Otherwise: Hell on earth! Easy to manage for every woman dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #10 September 21, 2008 Is Divot cross=dressing now? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #11 September 21, 2008 Quote Is Divot cross=dressing now? For all the needlings he's given me this year, he may have been trying to divert attention from himself. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #12 September 21, 2008 Give her a heart, she'll give you the world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #13 September 21, 2008 Quote So, what you're saying is; "Give her an inch and she'll take a mile." Or, Give her an inch and she thinks she's the ruler.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #14 September 21, 2008 Quote Quote So, what you're saying is; "Give her an inch and she'll take a mile." Or, Give her an inch and she thinks she's the ruler. More like, "Give her an inch, and she'll pretend she thinks it's 6 inches just to spare your ego." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites