31 Reasons Why Women are Better Than Beer...

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Umm....Umm....

Ladies, help us out here....

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My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[labrys 0]

1. The bottom of a beer can isn't very interesting

Owned by Remi #?

[VampireGirl 0]

Women have boobies!

www.sneale-create.com

[skymama 35]

We give better blow-jobs, as long as we're not married to the guy.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[BillyVance 34]

women have pussies.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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1. The bottom of a beer can isn't very interesting (labrys)
2. Women have boobies! (Vampiregirl)
3. We give better blow-jobs, mumble mumble mumble (Skymama)
4. women have pussies (BV)
5. They smell better (Madhatter)

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
D.S # 125

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We give better blow-jobs, as long as we're not married to the guy.

Lucky me . . . I'm not married to you!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Lucky me . . . I'm not married to you!

Are you saying that you give a good blowjob?

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[kbordson 8]

6. Beer doesn't give wonderful skooshy hugs! >:D
7. If you have long, deep conversations with your beer... you need help.

8. Long hair. Short hair. Shaved or bare

9. We are genetically superior.... I mean, seriously.... how many chromosomes does beer have anyway?! (It's a joke.... please don't answer.... please!!!!)

10. A woman can shoot a 1911 and look hot. Lets see a BudLight do that.

11. Even Guiness can't shovel snow.

12. A Michelob on a harley.... just not so cool.

13. We challenge you. (mostly in a good way )

14. We fold the underwear.

15. We make better grandchildren for your mother than any beer ... even with going to a reproductive endocrinologist (see number 9.... beer has no DNA... so your mom is going to keep cryin and cryin about not having any grandbabies as long as you keep dating that bottle)

16. Beer does NOT look this good in lingerie and a riding crop

17. We can write all those Christmas cards that you never do... and we usually sign your names too.

18. We have all kinds of cool stuff to put in the medicine cabinets!!!

19. Backrubs just aint the same from a cold can down your back.

20. There's a law about driving after having too many beers

21. You can't buy a beer at 9AM on Sunday.

22. You have to be over 21 to enjoy a beer.

23. You can't eat a beer.

24. Beer can't use google to defend itself!!

25. A beer and it's mother?! see #15

26. The hormonal rush from orgasm is much more relaxing than any chemical buzz from EtOH.

27. A warm woman is more enjoyable than a warm beer.

28. A cold woman is more enjoyable than a warm beer.

29. Enjoying a beer involves a *positive* calorie intake.

30. A beer won't watch the kids while you go jump.

31. BECAUSE I SAID SO.

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Women are better withtout yeast.

A woman is great whether or not paired with a beer.

A beer tastes nice with burgers or pizza. A woman can actually provide you with burgers or pizza.

You go to beer when you don't have a woman, but you won't go to a woman if you don't have beer.

Despite what you may say, the next morning you won't regret having that woman.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

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We are genetically superior.... I mean, seriously.... how many chromosomes does beer have anyway?! (It's a joke.... please don't answer.... please!!!!)

Beer has hops, not chromosomes.

Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

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Women are better withtout yeast.

A woman is great whether or not paired with a beer.

A beer tastes nice with burgers or pizza. A woman can actually provide you with burgers or pizza.

You go to beer when you don't have a woman, but you won't go to a woman if you don't have beer.

Despite what you may say, the next morning you won't regret having that woman.

OOOOHHHH there have been a few nights where the beer got the better of me and i RRRRREEEEEAAAAALLLLLYYYY regreted the woman.

So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

[BillyVance 34]

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Lucky me . . . I'm not married to you!

Are you saying that you give a good blowjob?

BAM!!!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Lucky me . . . I'm not married to you!

Are you saying that you give a good blowjob?

No. But Skymama is.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Lucky me . . . I'm not married to you!

Are you saying that you give a good blowjob?

No. But Skymama is.

So, Skymama's seen you give a blowjob?

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[BillyVance 34]

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Lucky me . . . I'm not married to you!

Are you saying that you give a good blowjob?

No. But Skymama is.

So, Skymama's seen you give a blowjob?

BAM BAM!!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Lucky me . . . I'm not married to you!

Are you saying that you give a good blowjob?

No. But Skymama is.

So, Skymama's seen you give a blowjob?

BAM BAM!!

I always knew you liked Pebbles . . .

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Lucky me . . . I'm not married to you!

Are you saying that you give a good blowjob?

No. But Skymama is.

So, Skymama's seen you give a blowjob?

I know that you are from South Carolina, and that english isn't Hillbilly, but DO try to keep up.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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So, Skymama's seen you give a blowjob?

DO try to keep up.

[turtlespeed 212]

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So, Skymama's seen you give a blowjob?

DO try to keep up.

Are you hitting on me?

No, like I told you at Skyfest, you need to go looking somehwere else to satisfy your urges.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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CAT FIGHT!!!

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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We give better blow-jobs, as long as we're not married to the guy.

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23. You can't eat a beer.

Well, I must say...you certainly got MY attention!

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[skymama 35]

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No, like I told you at Skyfest, you need to go looking somehwere else to satisfy your urges.

Ladies, please take your personal problems with each other to pm's.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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back up, girlfriend. I got glitter and I ain't afraid to use it

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[jumpoutnow 0]

I'll take a sexual hangover anyday.
A beer hangover just sux!

People are crazy. Cuz there's more of 'em.