shermanator 3 #1 December 21, 2008 How should I tell my wife that I burned our savings for her Christmas gift. Should I get her drunk first?? CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #2 December 21, 2008 You don't. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #3 December 21, 2008 while running away!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 December 21, 2008 How much was it, and what did you buy?"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #5 December 21, 2008 QuoteHow much was it, and what did you buy? well, she comes on these here forums now, so, i can't divulge that information. heehee.CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #6 December 21, 2008 QuoteQuoteHow much was it, and what did you buy? well, she comes on these here forums now, so, i can't divulge that information. heehee. So, you might not need our help after all. If she gets on dz.com, the secret's out! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #7 December 21, 2008 yeah, but she doesn't come on all that muchCLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #8 December 21, 2008 well if it's OUR savings.... then I can't spend it,,,,, If it's YOUR savings and YOU spend it for a nice gift, you're the hero if it's HER savings and YOu spend it for a gift, you're the goat... three rules in a marriage 1. NEVER NEVER Tap the 'savings accout' 2. Always have MUltiple accounts,, including a slush fund account,,, 3. keep LOTS of money in the slush fund, for just such purposes as gift giving,,,,For each other... PS.. was the "gift" a 60 inch HDTV?????? good luck.. just hope she's happy with the gift. jt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #9 December 21, 2008 If ya tell her,your screwed.If you don't your screwed.The gift does not matter now!!! Never touch the savings account. But I have to know!!!! What was it???PM me-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #10 December 21, 2008 You don't have to tell her. Usually my motto is "I can only keep my expenses hidden as long as the bank can" Meaning.. don't say anything, let her look at the bank account and find out for herself.Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #11 December 21, 2008 QuoteYou don't have to tell her. Usually my motto is "I can only keep my expenses hidden as long as the bank can" Meaning.. don't say anything, let her look at the bank account and find out for herself. well that is why I changed the password. she has to go to an atm, or a bank to find out. hahaha.CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #12 December 21, 2008 You are on the path to success then.Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #13 December 21, 2008 Quote yeah, but she doesn't come on all that much To help you out, I am sending a copy of your post to CNN Lifestyle... it's been a slow news day, so they might call you to follow-up on the story... after that, just leave the house and leave the set on CNN or wait until your friends who watch CNN start calling your house.... Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #14 December 21, 2008 good thing I don't have any friends!CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VideoFly 0 #15 December 21, 2008 It would be worse if you drained the account for a gift for yourself. Take your licks for being a hopelss romantic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Txflier 0 #16 December 21, 2008 Quote How should I tell my wife that I burned our savings for her Christmas gift. Should I get her drunk first?? Quote Get'r drunk then give her some REALLY good sex. Two or three times preferably. Then just mention it in the throws of passion I'm not the rope totin charlie Bronson wanna be that's getting us fucking lost. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #17 December 21, 2008 I like the way you think.CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #18 December 21, 2008 You spent the savings FOR her gift or you spent the savings ON her gift? There's a HUGE difference. How did you spent the money? Edit to clarify: FOR her gift. I.E. you had a gift chosen but you blew the money on something else. ON her gift. You saved for a long time so you could get this special thing for her.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LOSTandCRAZY 0 #19 December 21, 2008 Tell her best friend how romantic the gift was, and how you care so deeply for your wife, that you felt that spending an exhorbitant amount of money could only fail in the light of how great your love for her is, and then, let the best friend go to work. Me? I'd have just bought guns. Oh wait, I did......... But, at least my wife is well-armed! (And I got a nice, 9mm stocking stuffer for myself! Helps with the assholes out there. You know, the ones that like to threaten your family....)"Get these balls!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #20 December 22, 2008 Tell her you spent all the money to buy a magic one of these: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=106900;Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #21 December 22, 2008 Quote How should I tell my wife that I burned our savings for her Christmas gift. Post it on dz.com. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #22 December 22, 2008 Quote Quote How should I tell my wife that I burned our savings for her Christmas gift. Post it on dz.com. Blues, Dave Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #23 December 22, 2008 You COULD always take it back for a refund and get something sensible - and nice. Then she really doesn't ever have to know. unless you bought a stack of jump tickets. They're non-refundable. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #24 December 22, 2008 Quote You COULD always take it back for a refund and get something sensible - and nice. Then she really doesn't ever have to know. unless you bought a stack of jump tickets. They're non-refundable. A stack of jump tickets is NOT a GIFT... it's an INVESTMENT ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #25 December 23, 2008 Have you thought about what you are going to do if she purchased your xmas gift with using that money to pay it off, you know counting on that money being in there? Just a thought! Things could get really interesting then!-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
