LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1 January 16, 2009 US Air Flight 939 from PHL-CLT has been fucking sitting here @ the gate since 6:30pm. And here I still sit in seat 5F. I;m hungry, thirsty and I have to pee. And I'm trapped by fat fucks who should've been made to pay for 2 seats. WTF. They could at least bust out the alcohol. I bet I'm going to miss my flight from CLT - TPA @ 10:05pm. The last one of the night, of course.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #2 January 16, 2009 So basically you're asking for people to meet you at the bar in CLT?Good luck, hope the trip gets better. oh...and thanks for bringing the cold with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #3 January 16, 2009 Quote So basically you're asking for people to meet you at the bar in CLT?Good luck, hope the trip gets better. oh...and thanks for bringing the cold with you. No shit. I guess I need some drinking buddies. Apparently, we just got the "turn the fucking electronics off" ding. I'm sorry for bringing the cold. It could be worse. It could snow in FL and then we're all fucked. Fucking YAY! We're outtie.......... Next stop.... fucking CLT. Betcha I'm sleeping on an airport floor tonight.... To be continued. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #4 January 16, 2009 We'll need pictures of you all snuggly in the airport please. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #5 January 16, 2009 QuoteUS Air Flight 939 from PHL-CLT has been fucking sitting here @ the gate since 6:30pm. And here I still sit in seat 5F. I;m hungry, thirsty and I have to pee. And I'm trapped by fat fucks who should've been made to pay for 2 seats. WTF. They could at least bust out the alcohol. I bet I'm going to miss my flight from CLT - TPA @ 10:05pm. The last one of the night, of course. Hey, beats the hell out of being stuck at the Hudson River waiting for a rescue boat ! Count your blessings !Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,387 #6 January 16, 2009 Quote And I'm trapped by fat fucks who should've been made to pay for 2 seats. That fat provides useful insulation from cold water. You never see a skinny walrus, do you?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nomal2day 0 #7 January 16, 2009 Quote US Air Flight 939 from PHL-CLT has been fucking sitting here @ the gate since 6:30pm. And here I still sit in seat 5F. I;m hungry, thirsty and I have to pee. And I'm trapped by fat fucks who should've been made to pay for 2 seats. WTF. They could at least bust out the alcohol. I bet I'm going to miss my flight from CLT - TPA @ 10:05pm. The last one of the night, of course. Better than swimming.....Seat 5F? Sounds like First Class??'To fly is heaven, to freefall is divine' 'You only need 2 tools. WD40 for when it doesn't move but should, and duct tape for when it moves but shouldn't' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ravenhk 0 #8 January 16, 2009 good luck may be the flt won't get canceledpain is weakness leaving the body Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #9 January 16, 2009 Quote Quote And I'm trapped by fat fucks who should've been made to pay for 2 seats. That fat provides useful insulation from cold water. You never see a skinny walrus, do you? The fat also provides natural birth control... You never see a walrus porn site, do you ? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Txflier 0 #10 January 16, 2009 Quote Quote Quote And I'm trapped by fat fucks who should've been made to pay for 2 seats. That fat provides useful insulation from cold water. You never see a skinny walrus, do you? The fat also provides natural birth control... You never see a walrus porn site, do you ? Quote uuhhmmm cough clickyclak NSFW I'm not the rope totin charlie Bronson wanna be that's getting us fucking lost. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #11 January 16, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote And I'm trapped by fat fucks who should've been made to pay for 2 seats. That fat provides useful insulation from cold water. You never see a skinny walrus, do you? The fat also provides natural birth control... You never see a walrus porn site, do you ? Quote uuhhmmm cough clickyclak NSFW That's not only NSFW, that's not safe for Human Consumption ! Shame on you !Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 122 #12 January 16, 2009 no need to be stuck in CLT, there are lots of jumpers near there, even Bollis !! let us know whats up when you land, if I waasn't in Charleston tonite I'd come rescue you Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #13 January 16, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote And I'm trapped by fat fucks who should've been made to pay for 2 seats. That fat provides useful insulation from cold water. You never see a skinny walrus, do you? The fat also provides natural birth control... You never see a walrus porn site, do you ? Quote uuhhmmm cough clickyclak NSFW You have got to be fucking kidding me!!! I couldn't just shut it off because of this sick curiousity. I finally closed it down after I saw the pic of the skinny guy fucking the fat chick on the toilet. I mean, what the fuck... Mental Bleach, STAT!!!!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,387 #14 January 16, 2009 Quote I couldn't just shut it off because of this sick curiousity. I finally closed it down after I saw the pic of the skinny guy fucking the fat chick on the toilet. I mean, what the fuck... Mental Bleach, STAT!!!! Irony. BillyVance complaining about sick photos."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #15 January 16, 2009 Quote Quote I couldn't just shut it off because of this sick curiousity. I finally closed it down after I saw the pic of the skinny guy fucking the fat chick on the toilet. I mean, what the fuck... Mental Bleach, STAT!!!! Irony. BillyVance complaining about sick photos. If he is complaining about a clicky then I won't open it...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,341 #16 January 16, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote And I'm trapped by fat fucks who should've been made to pay for 2 seats. That fat provides useful insulation from cold water. You never see a skinny walrus, do you? The fat also provides natural birth control... You never see a walrus porn site, do you ? Quote uuhhmmm cough clickyclak NSFW You have got to be fucking kidding me!!! I couldn't just shut it off because of this sick curiousity. I finally closed it down after I saw the pic of the skinny guy fucking the fat chick on the toilet. I mean, what the fuck... Mental Bleach, STAT!!!! Narwhales! Whooooo hooo Fuckin narwhales!!"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #17 January 16, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote And I'm trapped by fat fucks who should've been made to pay for 2 seats. That fat provides useful insulation from cold water. You never see a skinny walrus, do you? The fat also provides natural birth control... You never see a walrus porn site, do you ? Quote uuhhmmm cough clickyclak NSFW You have got to be fucking kidding me!!! I couldn't just shut it off because of this sick curiousity. I finally closed it down after I saw the pic of the skinny guy fucking the fat chick on the toilet. I mean, what the fuck... Mental Bleach, STAT!!!! Narwhales! Whooooo hooo Fuckin narwhales!! LIKE WHALES WITH FUCKIN HORNZ!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #18 January 16, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I couldn't just shut it off because of this sick curiousity. I finally closed it down after I saw the pic of the skinny guy fucking the fat chick on the toilet. I mean, what the fuck... Mental Bleach, STAT!!!! Irony. BillyVance complaining about sick photos. If he is complaining about a clicky then I won't open it... Now THAT is the smartest statement anybody's ever said on here. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Txflier 0 #19 January 16, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote I couldn't just shut it off because of this sick curiousity. I finally closed it down after I saw the pic of the skinny guy fucking the fat chick on the toilet. I mean, what the fuck... Mental Bleach, STAT!!!! Irony. BillyVance complaining about sick photos. If he is complaining about a clicky then I won't open it... Now THAT is the smartest statement anybody's ever said on here. Quote Do I get a prize for being perhaps one of the first people to gross out Billy V I'm not the rope totin charlie Bronson wanna be that's getting us fucking lost. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Txflier 0 #20 January 16, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I couldn't just shut it off because of this sick curiousity. I finally closed it down after I saw the pic of the skinny guy fucking the fat chick on the toilet. I mean, what the fuck... Mental Bleach, STAT!!!! Irony. BillyVance complaining about sick photos. If he is complaining about a clicky then I won't open it... Quote oh come on D_squared you know you clicked on it. Morbid curiosity always gets the best of skydivers. I'm not the rope totin charlie Bronson wanna be that's getting us fucking lost. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #21 January 16, 2009 So what did we learn tonight boys and girls? Always fly non-stop! No exceptions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Txflier 0 #22 January 16, 2009 Quote So what did we learn tonight boys and girls? Always fly non-stop! No exceptions. Quote No I think it that there is Walrus porn and not to click on the formentioned clicky. I'm not the rope totin charlie Bronson wanna be that's getting us fucking lost. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #23 January 16, 2009 Quote I bet I'm going to miss my flight from CLT - TPA @ 10:05pm. The last one of the night, of course. Hey, beats the hell out of being stuck at the Hudson River waiting for a rescue boat ! Count your blessings ! Isn't that the truth. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #24 January 16, 2009 Quote Seat 5F? Sounds like First Class?? No, I slummed it in the first row of coach at the bulkhead, window seats on both segments. 1st was sold out and I was DESPERATE to get to TPA tonight on US Air. Ugh. The flight attendants aren't as nice in coach. WTF? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #25 January 16, 2009 Quote We'll need pictures of you all snuggly in the airport please. Those little gems won't be making an appearance on this trip. Made it to CLT @ 10:20pm and they held the CLT-TPA plane, 2 terminals away, for a few of us. I got to ride on the bitch bus. You know, those little cars that zip people through the terminals with bitchy women yelling to get out of the way. Got into TPA @ 12:30am or so... picked up the rental and zipped up to Z-Hills. I'm snuggly at my hotel and need to get to sleep to be at the DZ @ 9am. Or so. It was a LONG day.... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
