Bolas 5 #76 April 23, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Where are my car keys?! You locked them in your truck. The bad news is the spare key you kept in the bumper fell out 3 months ago. You're gonna have to use a coat hanger, again. Okay...now I got another question....Is it possible to polish out hangar scratches on the paint ? Yes, use Nu Finish. The once a year car polish.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #77 April 23, 2007 Quote Quote Where does snot come from? Well, it snot a huge mystery. Body fluid jokes from the Nun....the worm has definitely turned! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #78 April 23, 2007 Well, don't forget, now I'm a nun gone bad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #79 April 23, 2007 QuoteWhere does snot come from? Here: http://www.funny-games.biz/splash-back.htmlStupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #80 April 23, 2007 QuoteMy cat eats printer paper. Why? Your not feeding it enough ink. Bluetooth enabled cats can crap documents for dogs to retrieve.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #81 April 23, 2007 QuoteQuoteMy cat eats printer paper. Why? Your not feeding it enough ink. Bluetooth enabled cats can crap documents for dogs to retrieve. She's running Mac OS X.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrabGrass 0 #82 April 23, 2007 My ex-wife has been calling me constantly the past few days. She 'claims' she's sorry, that she made a BIG mistake, that I was ALWAYS right, that she'll do anything to make me happy. Part of me wants to believe her, but part of me thinks it's just another desperate attempt to get attention. Should I give her another chance, or just leave her there, locked in the trunk? ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #83 April 23, 2007 QuoteMy ex-wife has been calling me constantly the past few days. She 'claims' she's sorry, that she made a BIG mistake, that I was ALWAYS right, that she'll do anything to make me happy. Part of me wants to believe her, but part of me thinks it's just another desperate attempt to get attention. Should I give her another chance, or just leave her there, locked in the trunk? You did not put enough airholes in the trunk. She has become delusional from lack of oxygen. Put a few more airholes in the trunk but gag her.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #84 April 23, 2007 So what pill should I take to lose 1/3rd my body weight by Saturday? I have a party I'm hosting and I need to be 8 sizes smaller by then so I'll look good in pictures next to my man. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluerosie 0 #85 April 23, 2007 Oh hell, I can answer that one. Girl, all you have to do to look good next to your man is to WORK it. That's right. You the girl. Ain't nobody can touch your shit. See it, feel it, believe it. Girl, you so hot I could fry eggs on yo ass!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #86 April 23, 2007 Quote So what pill should I take to lose 1/3rd my body weight by Saturday? I have a party I'm hosting and I need to be 8 sizes smaller by then so I'll look good in pictures next to my man. This man has the solutionStupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #87 April 23, 2007 Quote Quote So what pill should I take to lose 1/3rd my body weight by Saturday? I have a party I'm hosting and I need to be 8 sizes smaller by then so I'll look good in pictures next to my man. This man has the solution Yeahbutt...anything that doesn't have this facial affect? Ewwwwwwwww!!!~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #88 April 23, 2007 Can duct tape really cure warts? I heard that once on TV, and everything on TV is true, right? Do you think the bank will care if I miss a few payments on my car? Should I keep it well hidden if I do? Well? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #89 April 23, 2007 Does a rose by any other name actually smell as sweet?Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrabGrass 0 #90 April 23, 2007 Quote Quote My ex-wife has been calling me constantly the past few days. She 'claims' she's sorry, that she made a BIG mistake, that I was ALWAYS right, that she'll do anything to make me happy. Part of me wants to believe her, but part of me thinks it's just another desperate attempt to get attention. Should I give her another chance, or just leave her there, locked in the trunk? You did not put enough airholes in the trunk. She has become delusional from lack of oxygen. Put a few more airholes in the trunk but gag her. I couldn't find a drill to make more holes, so I just shot some in there....I guess you were right...she's quieted down considerably! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #91 April 23, 2007 1. Why is it when we take a crap we have to look at it? 2. When I drink welch's grape soda why does the color of my crap turn green? Why isn't it grape colored or purple colored? What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #92 April 23, 2007 Quote Quote Quote So what pill should I take to lose 1/3rd my body weight by Saturday? I have a party I'm hosting and I need to be 8 sizes smaller by then so I'll look good in pictures next to my man. This man has the solution Yeahbutt...anything that doesn't have this facial affect? Ewwwwwwwww!!! Swallow the hose on your shop vac and turn it on.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #93 April 23, 2007 QuoteCan duct tape really cure warts? I heard that once on TV, and everything on TV is true, right? Do you think the bank will care if I miss a few payments on my car? Should I keep it well hidden if I do? Well? 1. No, use gaffers tape. 2. Everything else you've ever heard on TV is correct. They were only wrong in this instance. 3. If you miss them entirely they will be. Just move the decimal point on your payment 1-6 spaces to the left instead. They love that joke. 4. Paint it camouflage and park it on the street.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #94 April 23, 2007 QuoteDoes a rose by any other name actually smell as sweet? Unless they're called stench blossoms.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #95 April 23, 2007 Quote1. Why is it when we take a crap we have to look at it? 2. When I drink welch's grape soda why does the color of my crap turn green? Why isn't it grape colored or purple colored? 1. We're checking my any diamonds we may have created. Some people can create more than others. 2. Grapes are green. Purple grapes are just painted. Same with purple grape juice.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #96 April 23, 2007 Awesome! Thanks. 1. What are the differences between fairies and pansies? 2. Is a fairy more flamboyant than a pansy or vice versa? 3. Why are people that post in Speakers Corner so uptight? What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #97 April 23, 2007 How can I become the best freeflyer on the planet? How do I store flower bulbs for the summer so that when I move in a couple of months I can plant them at my new place? Are landlords always assholes? Where is the wasp nest near my house hiding, and how do I kill them without getting stung/bit? Why is SuperKat pretending to be a man when she is really just another chick who is crazy-in-love with me? "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #98 April 24, 2007 QuoteWhy is SuperKat pretending to be a man when she is really just another chick who is crazy-in-love with me? You're such a tease, you naughty girl! What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #99 April 24, 2007 If and when Karen and I do go on a date. Should I whip my gun out on the first date? What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #100 April 24, 2007 QuoteIf and when Karen and I do go on a date. Should I whip my gun out on the first date? If by "gun" you mean "schlong," then yes.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
