anthonyfellows 0 #1 January 28, 2009 Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #2 January 28, 2009 I knew it before I even clicked on the picture. You're turning into quite the little pervent, sir. Bravo! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #3 January 28, 2009 Quote I knew it before I even clicked on the picture. You're turning into quite the little pervent, sir. Bravo! Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #4 January 28, 2009 Quote I knew it before I even clicked on the picture. You're turning into quite the little pervent, sir. Bravo! Definitely not opening this one at school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #5 January 28, 2009 Quote Quote I knew it before I even clicked on the picture. You're turning into quite the little pervent, sir. Bravo! Definitely not opening this one at school. Why? Its just a flashlight. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #6 January 28, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I knew it before I even clicked on the picture. You're turning into quite the little pervent, sir. Bravo! Definitely not opening this one at school. Why? Its just a flashlight. Which I assume means a fleshlight. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #7 January 28, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote I knew it before I even clicked on the picture. You're turning into quite the little pervent, sir. Bravo! Definitely not opening this one at school. Why? Its just a flashlight. Which I assume means a fleshlight. Yep, school IS making you smarter!Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #8 January 28, 2009 guess your buying supplies for the cold winter? ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #9 January 28, 2009 Hey Patrick, Like the new sigline. We might help guide you into adulthood yet. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #10 January 28, 2009 how the hell do you clean that thing? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 January 28, 2009 Quotehow the hell do you clean that thing? With your wife's toothbrush?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #12 January 28, 2009 Quote Quote how the hell do you clean that thing? With your wife's toothbrush? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #13 January 28, 2009 Quotehow the hell do you clean that thing? The insert comes out of the case. Actually there are like 6 different inserts that you can buy for the thing. It has to be the best male sex toy ever created.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pbwing 0 #14 January 28, 2009 Quotehow the hell do you clean that thing? OH SHIT... you're supposed to clean them?!?!?!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #15 January 28, 2009 Quote guess your buying supplies for the cold winter? Supplies for the weekdays ... When you work 75-80 hours Sunday-Friday, it's difficult to get laid ... Gotta love those weekends when you have a few cougars waiting on you to have some free time though.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #16 January 28, 2009 QuoteQuotehow the hell do you clean that thing? OH SHIT... you're supposed to clean them?!?!?!? Of course you clean them. No wonder your neighbors continue to complain about the smell coming from your house :)Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pbwing 0 #17 January 28, 2009 no, that smell comes from under the house where I have buried all the prosti...ahem... nevermind... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #18 January 28, 2009 Quote Quote how the hell do you clean that thing? OH SHIT... you're supposed to clean them?!?!?!? You can put dildos in the dishwasher.... So I hear.... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #19 January 28, 2009 Quote Quote Quote how the hell do you clean that thing? OH SHIT... you're supposed to clean them?!?!?!? You can put dildos in the dishwasher.... So I hear.... Hopefully you're not putting a vibrating dildo in the dishwasher. Seems like it could harm the electrical intricacies of the device.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #20 January 28, 2009 Quote You can put dildos in the dishwasher.... So I hear.... Hopefully you're not putting a vibrating dildo in the dishwasher. Seems like it could harm the electrical intricacies of the device. Some vibrators are waterproof or water resistant. For like jacuzzi play. You didn't know that??Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #21 January 28, 2009 This reminds me of an episode of Real Sex on HBO. Did anyone else see that episode where they showed a pornstar making a mold of her vagina? It was interesting in an odd way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #22 January 28, 2009 Quote Quote You can put dildos in the dishwasher.... So I hear.... Hopefully you're not putting a vibrating dildo in the dishwasher. Seems like it could harm the electrical intricacies of the device. Some vibrators are waterproof or water resistant. For like jacuzzi play. You didn't know that?? One of my weekend friends has a bunch of the lelo's. Those are pretty cool looking actually. The control interface reminds me of an iPod. High tech dildos and dongs.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #23 January 28, 2009 Quote Quote Quote how the hell do you clean that thing? OH SHIT... you're supposed to clean them?!?!?!? You can put dildos in the dishwasher.... So I hear.... You should write a book called "Dongs in the Dishwasher".Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #24 January 28, 2009 Quote Quote Quote You can put dildos in the dishwasher.... So I hear.... Hopefully you're not putting a vibrating dildo in the dishwasher. Seems like it could harm the electrical intricacies of the device. Some vibrators are waterproof or water resistant. For like jacuzzi play. You didn't know that?? One of my weekend friends has a bunch of the lelo's. Those are pretty cool looking actually. The control interface reminds me of an iPod. High tech dildos and dongs. WTF is that??Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #25 January 28, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote You can put dildos in the dishwasher.... So I hear.... Hopefully you're not putting a vibrating dildo in the dishwasher. Seems like it could harm the electrical intricacies of the device. Some vibrators are waterproof or water resistant. For like jacuzzi play. You didn't know that?? One of my weekend friends has a bunch of the lelo's. Those are pretty cool looking actually. The control interface reminds me of an iPod. High tech dildos and dongs. WTF is that?? http://www.lelo.com/Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
