virgin-burner 1 #1 February 5, 2009 as a valentine's date on ebay!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #2 February 5, 2009 Trust you What would be your Key Selling Points? BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #3 February 5, 2009 for the most obvious, i'd be accepting of a girl that's into a2m.. that out of the way, i'm simply good looking, charming, entertaining, able to follow a conversation for longer than two sentences, fun-loving and i can drink and swear like a sailor. i shouldnt mention all my other physical attributes, as there would be some hardcore cat-fighting over the bid. since i'm offering myself, i think the girl should be up to pay for dinner and going out.. honestly, i think i'll do that! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #4 February 5, 2009 a2m? What services are you going to offer to the highest bidder? BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #5 February 5, 2009 a2m = ass to mouth well, for one i wont run away for the dinner, say included in the deal is 4hrs minimum, depending on things progressing we could arrange for an open-end. services included will be me not trying to be too much of an arse hole, that should suffice for now.. all else is optional and NOT part of the deal per se.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #6 February 5, 2009 Quote a2m = ass to mouth me not trying to be too much of an arse hole "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #7 February 5, 2009 uhm, anyone wanna take me on a date before i go online!?“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #8 February 5, 2009 Quote me not trying to be too much of an arse hole Good luck with that I say do it and let us know how much you get. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #9 February 5, 2009 Quote Quote me not trying to be too much of an arse hole Good luck with that I say do it and let us know how much you get. i think i might just will.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doug925 0 #10 February 5, 2009 Quote Quote Quote me not trying to be too much of an arse hole Good luck with that I say do it and let us know how much you get. i think i might just will.. I might just bid it up, and then send you on a date with Doreen, the three legged hermaphrodite! Do an ATM with that!I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #11 February 5, 2009 Just let me know how much you get. I think i should be able to get at least half of what you get Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #12 February 5, 2009 Quote Just let me know how much you get. I think i should be able to get at least half of what you get can one start an auction for 1/2 a dollar!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #13 February 5, 2009 Quote Quote Just let me know how much you get. I think i should be able to get at least half of what you get can one start an auction for 1/2 a dollar!? You bet....will ya take a 2 party check, written on an overseas bank? ...the check is actually for over the requested amount, so if you could just return the extra ...in cash... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #14 February 5, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Just let me know how much you get. I think i should be able to get at least half of what you get can one start an auction for 1/2 a dollar!? You bet....will ya take a 2 party check, written on an overseas bank? ...the check is actually for over the requested amount, so if you could just return the extra ...in cash... nah, i'm too much of a whore, i only accept cash! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #15 February 5, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Just let me know how much you get. I think i should be able to get at least half of what you get can one start an auction for 1/2 a dollar!? You bet....will ya take a 2 party check, written on an overseas bank? ...the check is actually for over the requested amount, so if you could just return the extra ...in cash... nah, i'm too much of a whore, i only accept cash! With THIS economy...I'd ask for Euros! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #16 February 5, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Just let me know how much you get. I think i should be able to get at least half of what you get can one start an auction for 1/2 a dollar!? You bet....will ya take a 2 party check, written on an overseas bank? ...the check is actually for over the requested amount, so if you could just return the extra ...in cash... It's actually "cheque", and your english is far too good to pull that off.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #17 February 5, 2009 Sure why not... but you have to post appropriate pictures of all the bits that would make for my idea of an exceptable Valentines date.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #18 February 5, 2009 you should be specific about what the bidder is to expect from you as a "date " That way you dont get caught up in something you dont want to do. Or you just might get a ZED & Marceles Wallace suprise. Dont want that do ya? EEEEWWWW! I certainly would like the winner of that to be some very lovely hot Lady (a real lady not a gender reassignment) who needs to cum about a million times, which you apparently say you can provide. Maybe she will show her gratitude by polishing your knob for ya! I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #19 February 5, 2009 I thought you were free! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #20 February 5, 2009 Quote I thought you were free! Free to be a manwhore Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #21 February 5, 2009 Quote Quote I thought you were free! Free to be a manwhore I meant "free as in free beer" not "free as in free speech" Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #22 February 5, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I thought you were free! Free to be a manwhore I meant "free as in free beer" not "free as in free speech" So where is the free beer?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #23 February 5, 2009 Have fun you little horny bastard -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #24 February 5, 2009 Quote Have fun you little horny bastard @pinkfairy: u know, here i was, thinking everything was kinda lost in europe, then u get back on it.. havent seen u post in a long time! anyway, after tonight, i really think i have to sell everything and just become a packer at some un-known dropzone, loaded with people i've already got to meet, on a continent absolutely un-known to me.. sometimes, its just better to get drunk all by yourself, than getting drunk with whoever.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #25 February 6, 2009 Quote anyway, after tonight, i really think i have to sell everything and just become a packer at some un-known dropzone, loaded with people i've already got to meet, on a continent absolutely un-known to me.. sometimes, its just better to get drunk all by yourself, than getting drunk with whoever.. Come visit..... Bring the SIG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
