iluvtofly 0 #1076 February 28, 2007 What do you mean I'm holding the phone upside down? I'm the f***ing president...I know how to hold a phone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #1077 February 28, 2007 Eat Mentos.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #1078 February 28, 2007 Who the hell sold me this main?? Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #1079 February 28, 2007 Did you know you can catch crabs off of a nasty potty? You can't convince woodstock of that though!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #1080 February 28, 2007 Hey Daddy can you ask mama, what the TGIF on my socks mean, I fogetted agin!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #1081 March 1, 2007 do you mind? I'm on my cell Phone!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikempb 0 #1082 March 1, 2007 HEY!! You smellin me?! you must be... I dont see anyone else here so you must be smellin me!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #1083 March 1, 2007 On this episode of unsolved mysteries, we look into the UFO phenomenom. Yes, the same one we look into every time... glowing lights off in the distant sky. Alright, I give up... they're STARS!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #1084 March 1, 2007 I came from one of the UFO's1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #1085 March 1, 2007 I saw it I really did! Why won't anyone believe me?!?This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #1086 March 1, 2007 frankie, I'm sorry, but you owe me money. Since you can't pay, I'm going to have to chop off your fingers. So how's the family?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #1087 March 1, 2007 well if I'm not sick and _twisted_ , then at least I'm warped.Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #1088 March 1, 2007 Top Gun's Maverick after his sex changeSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikempb 0 #1089 March 1, 2007 Dam! I had a good one, but I looked at your profile and saw US Marine (like me). So.. Semper Fi devil Dog!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyninja 0 #1090 March 1, 2007 Go towards the light!Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #1091 March 1, 2007 I smell mouse breath! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #1092 March 1, 2007 If the sky had been free of clouds, I'd write your name in smoke on it, but it isn't, so I'll just make doodles instead.Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #1093 March 1, 2007 Superstar DJ1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #1094 March 1, 2007 Hello, My name is Andy, that's short for Andrew, and I like pickled eggs.Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #1095 March 1, 2007 This IS my helmet! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikempb 0 #1096 March 1, 2007 Welcome to the Grateful dead's tie Die extravaganza!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #1097 March 1, 2007 PRESSURE Can turn a lump of coal into a perfect diamond, and a human being into a perfect basket case.Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #1098 March 1, 2007 Next stop................Mt. RUSHMORE! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikempb 0 #1099 March 1, 2007 swamp Thing!! You make my heart sing!! You make everything... GROOVY!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #1100 March 1, 2007 ...in a galaxy far, far away...My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
