jumpingjunkie81 0 #1 March 19, 2009 Okay, so yesterday morning (Wednesday...after St. Pattys day partying) I wake up and the first thing I notice is that my thigh is in pain! I'm thinking "WTF is wrong with my leg?!?!?" So I roll my hung-over ass out of bed, and find something stuck to my thigh!! Today, (24 hours later!) the mark is STILL there, and its all raised and looks like a damn crop circle on my leg!!! Here are 2 pics, taken like 15 minutes ago, of the crop circles (if you look closely, there are actually 2 circles!), and the object I was apparently sleeping on all of Tuesday night!!! Any guesses what it was???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CazmoDee 3 #2 March 19, 2009 Ringworm?I'm behind the bar at Sloppy Joe's....See ya in the Keys! Muff 4313 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #3 March 19, 2009 Quote Ringworm? LOL g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mazz 0 #4 March 19, 2009 If it hurts and you dont know what it is or how it got there then I would definitely recommend going to the doctor. Most likely there is nothing wrong with you, but it could be something serious and you want to get it looked at as soon as possible. Check WebMD for your symptoms.In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #5 March 19, 2009 QuoteIf it hurts and you dont know what it is or how it got there then I would definitely recommend going to the doctor. Most likely there is nothing wrong with you, but it could be something serious and you want to get it looked at as soon as possible. Check WebMD for your symptoms. she said she woke up to find something stuck to her leg..."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mazz 0 #6 March 19, 2009 you allergic to whatever was stuck to your leg?.In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #7 March 19, 2009 OOooo i know what it is not gonna say it tho, youd kill me "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #8 March 19, 2009 It doesnt hurt anymore! It just hurt when i woke up and the "thing" was still stuck to it! I cant believe the mark is still there! Oh, and I realize the object looks like a condom, but its not!!! if you guys are stuck, I guess I could give a clue! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #9 March 19, 2009 Oh, and no, Im not allergic to it...by ANY means!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #10 March 19, 2009 QuoteIt doesnt hurt anymore! It just hurt when i woke up and the "thing" was still stuck to it! I cant believe the mark is still there! Oh, and I realize the object looks like a condom, but its not!!! if you guys are stuck, I guess I could give a clue! im not stuck... i know!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #11 March 19, 2009 But you dont get to play! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matthewcline 0 #12 March 19, 2009 Oh stop being shy it s BOB's battery cap. Begs a better question now, if the battery cap is off how did BOB do? Did he get replaced? MattAn Instructors first concern is student safety. So, start being safe, first!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #13 March 19, 2009 Damn Matt... not bad at all But you reconized that pretty quick... something you want to tell us?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #14 March 19, 2009 WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!!Matt, that begs the question.... How the hell did YOU know that???? And the cap was off because I needed the batteries for something else! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #15 March 19, 2009 Quote And the cap was off because I needed the batteries for something else! The OTHER bob? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poe62 0 #16 March 19, 2009 Quote WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!! What does he win? ~Nikki http://www.facebook.com/poe62 Irgity Dirgity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #17 March 19, 2009 Quote The OTHER bob? Nah, that BOB is brand new and serves all of its purposes quite well!!! Although I do have some other things, BOB serves hid purpose quite well! That reminds me.... I need to go get batteries today! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #18 March 19, 2009 Quote That reminds me.... I need to go get batteries today! Do you have any idea how long it takes batteries to decompose in the dump? I say, save the environment and go grab yourself a man in uniform "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matthewcline 0 #19 March 19, 2009 I tend to recoginze the ENEMY on sight. How the hell is a married man, or any man, supposed to compete with "eight thousand RPMs, dual twisting motion and disco lights"? MattAn Instructors first concern is student safety. So, start being safe, first!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #20 March 19, 2009 Quote I tend to recoginze the ENEMY on sight. How the hell is a married man, or any man, supposed to compete with "eight thousand RPMs, dual twisting motion and disco lights"? Matt And 3 speeds...slow, medium and 'who needs a man' Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #21 March 19, 2009 Quote Do you have any idea how long it takes batteries to decompose in the dump? I say, save the environment and go grab yourself a man in uniform Gladly!! Although, all of them seem to be either taken or in another country! Quote I tend to recoginze the ENEMY on sight. How the hell is a married man, or any man, supposed to compete with "eight thousand RPMs, dual twisting motion and disco lights"? Matt You're NOT! there is no competition! However, I will admit that there is nothing that quite compares to the real thing!!! Quote And 3 speeds...slow, medium and 'who needs a man' I dont want a man for any reason other than sex! Unfortunately, it never seems to work out that way for me I have to ditch 'em for being clingy and/or controlling.... If I wanted that I would be in a relationship! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #22 March 20, 2009 Quote Quote WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!! What does he win? Maybe he gets to be BOB for a night??Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
