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Are you sure?

"Just as sure as grits is groceries "



Thats a good one....

Jeff Foxworthy does a part in one of his shows about someone telling a stray dog to get out of their yard... I can say, but I dang sure can't spell it... funny thing is, I grew up hearing my dad say that all the time...

It is a very southern-ized way of saying "get on outta here"... :P

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out of pocket - Moby Thesaurus II by Grady Ward, 1.0 :

57 Moby Thesaurus words for "out of pocket":
at a loss, badly off, bankrupt in, bare of, bereft of, denuded of,
deprived of, destitute of, devoid of, distressed, down to bedrock,
embarrassed, empty of, feeling the pinch, for want of, forlorn of,
hard up, ill off, impecunious, in Queer Street, in default of,
in narrow circumstances, in reduced circumstances,
in straitened circumstances, in the red, in want of, lacking,
land-poor, missing, narrow, needing, on the edge, out, out of,
pinched, poor, poorly off, reduced, scant of, short, short of,
short of cash, short of funds, short of money, shy, shy of,
squeezed, straitened, strapped, to the bad, unblessed with,
unmoneyed, unpossessed of, unprofitably, unprosperous, void of,
wanting










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Yes he did. Zero points! :D

What they mean by it here is... "he's unavailable."




At a certain point in every game, sportsmanship is no longer an option...ya just gotta pick up the fuckin' ball and RUN! :ph34r:










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He's "Out of pocket"

10 points to anyone who knows what that means. :P



Not in the office, or wherever you are trying to look for that person.
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Barbecue comes with slaw, it's not an extra.

Also you ruin a good barbecue with that nasty molassas sauce.

I live in Vermont now and am finding that these truths are not universal.
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Be particular - "Be careful"

Feelin Puny - "sick, under the weather"

Plug it up - "plug it in"

Sittin in the floor - "Sitting on the floor"

Hose pipe - "water faucet"

Snakes in her head - "crazy as shit"

Podunk - "middle of no-where, small-town"

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Be particular - "Be careful"

Feelin Puny - "sick, under the weather"

Plug it up - "plug it in"

Sittin in the floor - "Sitting on the floor"

Hose pipe - "water faucet"

Snakes in her head - "crazy as shit"

Podunk - "middle of no-where, small-town"



bout peed myself when I read that....:P:D:D

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She should be aware of the Southern Girl's mating call, which is, "I am sooo drunk".



Thought that was the blondes mating call....;)
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Now that D-Squared has been replanted in a southern state, she needs help learing southern terminology...



"Y'all" is singular - as in talking to one person, "Y'all got a light?"

"All Y'all" is plural - as in talking to a group, "All y'all gonna go muddin?"

"Hey Y'all, watch this!!" - Famous last words in the south.
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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