Girlfalldown 0 #1 April 7, 2006 There's this dude parked outside right in front of my window. I'm 1 story up so I'm looking right down at him. He's sitting in his car with sunglasses on (it's not sunny) staring at me. I swear he's watching me. It's creeping me out! What should I do? Should I moon him? He's pretending to read but he hasn't turned a page yet. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #2 April 7, 2006 PRESS TITS!! PRESS TITS!!! ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #3 April 7, 2006 That's weird. Is it a public parking space that anyone would reasonably use? Or is it like an employee-only spot in an otherwise empty lot? How weird is it for him to be right there? Are your windows tinted in any way? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #4 April 7, 2006 Open the window and jump on the hood of his car and make monkey noises while scratchin your underarms. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigern13 0 #5 April 7, 2006 Go to the window with a REALLY BIG knife and sharpen it as you stare back. Or pretend to clean a gun. Unless he is really nutz it should do the trick. "I love 'lamp'." -SKYMAMA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #6 April 7, 2006 No way! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #7 April 7, 2006 Maybe it's Bob and you forgot that you had a date or something? "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigern13 0 #8 April 7, 2006 QuotePRESS TITS!! PRESS TITS!!! If she goes with this option I think we all need pics. Well, at least i would like some. "I love 'lamp'." -SKYMAMA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #9 April 7, 2006 Ive been waiting all morning for you to notice me........now entertain me woman!!!!!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #10 April 7, 2006 Anyone help me out here. I am lost in san francisco. i'm looking at a map for directions and this weird chick keeps looking at me from a window.. What a coincedence?http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #11 April 7, 2006 QuoteThat's weird. Is it a public parking space that anyone would reasonably use? Or is it like an employee-only spot in an otherwise empty lot? How weird is it for him to be right there? Are your windows tinted in any way? It's a small marina parking lot for the people that live in houseboats. Only these are more like trailers that float. You have to have a permit to park there but nobody ever checks. I pulled the blinds down but left them open so that he couldn't see me as well. My windows are not tinted. Just now I was typing and I looked back out there and he's not in the car anymore. The car's still there though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #12 April 7, 2006 Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PRESS TITS!! PRESS TITS!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If she goes with this option I think we all need pics. Well, at least i would like some no i say Video to get that GFD effect Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #13 April 7, 2006 QuoteAnyone help me out here. I am lost. fixed it for ya skinny! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #14 April 7, 2006 QuoteMaybe it's Bob and you forgot that you had a date or something? I wish! He's at work and it's definitely not him. I see the guy now. He's on this path and now he can see me from my co-workers window! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigern13 0 #15 April 7, 2006 Even better "I love 'lamp'." -SKYMAMA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #16 April 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteAnyone help me out here. I am lost. fixed it for ya skinny! You couldn't fix a hard on in a whore house. Isn't there some field you should be plowinghttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #17 April 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteAnyone help me out here. I am lost. fixed it for ya skinny! You couldn't fix a hard on in a whore house. Isn't there some field you should be plowing LOL! I should be plowing about as many fields as you are mowing yards! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #18 April 7, 2006 Ive been mowing since 7am this morning on luch right now then back out..It's a tough life i tell yahttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #19 April 7, 2006 SURROGATE STALKER"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #20 April 7, 2006 Have one of the guys in your office give him a Pressed Salad. That is, have him press his junk up against the window really hard. Make sure you pick a hairy one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #21 April 7, 2006 I can't find him now. EEEEK! Plus I have to pee but that means I have to walk outside, alone! I'm taking a plastic knife with me (in case he has an apple and wants to share). -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #22 April 7, 2006 QuoteIve been mowing since 7am this morning on luch right now then back out..It's a tough life i tell ya I dont know how you do it. I should be more like you! GFD, he wants a sammach, not an apple. Get with the program and make him a damn sammich!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hottamaly 1 #23 April 7, 2006 If the phone rings and someone says "it's coming from inside your office" RUN!!! Skydiving gave me a reason to live I'm not afraid of what I'll miss when I die...I'm afraid of what I'll miss as I live Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #24 April 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteThere's this dude parked outside right in front of my window. I'm 1 story up so I'm looking right down at him. He's sitting in his car with sunglasses on (it's not sunny) staring at me. I swear he's watching me. It's creeping me out! What should I do? Should I moon him? He's pretending to read but he hasn't turned a page yet. He is probably a psycho. I think that the best course of action would be to load up a gun, sneak up to his car and unload a few rounds into the fuckers head. I really don't see any other safe alternative. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #25 April 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteThat's weird. Is it a public parking space that anyone would reasonably use? Or is it like an employee-only spot in an otherwise empty lot? How weird is it for him to be right there? Are your windows tinted in any way? It's a small marina parking lot for the people that live in houseboats. Only these are more like trailers that float. You have to have a permit to park there but nobody ever checks. I pulled the blinds down but left them open so that he couldn't see me as well. My windows are not tinted. Just now I was typing and I looked back out there and he's not in the car anymore. The car's still there though. thats because he is coming up the stairs to your place witha gallon of hydrocloric acid and a meat cleaver to visit with you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites