darrenspooner 0 #1 June 2, 2009 was on a lift today. Smelled like someone had been eating dogshit. Any worse than that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MajorDad 0 #2 June 2, 2009 cabbage and onions. One for stench and one for power..... Major Dad CSPA D-579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NiteQwill 0 #3 June 3, 2009 The worst fart is the one let off before the door is open. Or by the last jumper on the plane... "Fail, fail again. Fail better." -Samuel Beckett Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brettski74 0 #4 June 3, 2009 My first 4-way team was called Airbiscuit. There were at least two guys on the team that made sure we lived up to the name. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 June 3, 2009 Quote was on a lift today. Smelled like someone had been eating dogshit. Any worse than that? Worse? When a dog licks its butt and then licks the owners face - and then the owner can't understand why their face smells like dog-poo. ... or the owner wants you to kiss their face. I once farted and when it left the plane, the ATC tracked it for 10 minutes until it landed and created a crop circle. (true story) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #6 June 3, 2009 Quote was on a lift today. Smelled like someone had been eating dogshit. Any worse than that? When your teeth turn green thats a real fart. The rest are just vapors.One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasted3 0 #7 June 3, 2009 Quote I once farted and when it left the plane, the ATC tracked it for 10 minutes until it landed and created a crop circle. (true story) Ding ding ding - We have a winner. I'm not even going to try and beat that one!But what do I know? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
