DangerRoo 0 #1 June 6, 2009 k, Im back!!!!!........ *restrictions apply lol* ..hee ee as long as my barrowed "friends access" keeps me on, cause I lost my job today I know! so ... drinking and need entertaining!!!! stressed out.. need to jump.. or be adult like (sigh, ya know pay bills and stuff.. blah blah) just want some good entertaining fun, even from you lurkers who normally wouldnt post!!! Please, its late I dont have a lot of options here... make a post already, just be there! its been a really fucked up day for me and Im usually happy go lucky but I worked at this place for over 9 years and well very hard to say good bye. Good things coming ahead though I hope! so enough of my story, lets talk about something else... anything... buler, buler... (I.C.D#2 VP) "<3 ..Looks like breasts coming out of an ice cream cone. Mmmm."~John Mitchell "I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thedude325 0 #2 June 6, 2009 You know, you never run across a Chinese guy named Rusty. You'da thought the name woulda caught on by now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aresye 0 #3 June 6, 2009 It appears from my first read through that you have already begun the drinking. Guess I'll have to join ya.Skydiving: You either learn from other's mistakes, or they'll learn from yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #4 June 6, 2009 lol that was pretty good, what else ya got (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #5 June 6, 2009 please do and forget all about the typo spelling issues, its part of it lol (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thedude325 0 #6 June 6, 2009 a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging on his crotch. the bartender, flabbergasted, looks and says "hey, what's that for?" the pirate replies, "ARRRGH! It drives me nuts!" (it's better to be told it than reading) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #7 June 6, 2009 well Im not walkin the plank (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aresye 0 #8 June 6, 2009 Quote please do and forget all about the typo spelling issues, its part of it lol Never! I'm always a stickler for proper typing, even when I'm drunk-posting as well Skydiving: You either learn from other's mistakes, or they'll learn from yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #9 June 6, 2009 ahhh damn, Im busted then. k can ya forget about me typin lol so whatcha ya drinkin or why ya up so late (I.C.D#2 VP) "<3 ..Looks like breasts coming out of an ice cream cone. Mmmm."~John Mitchell "I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #10 June 6, 2009 ok, finally going to bed, got job hunting ahead, and maybe going to the dz!!!!! thanks all muah! and good night (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #11 June 6, 2009 *Yawn* G'morning Roo! Whatcha drinking? Edit to add: It's Sat moring over here already, so I need some coffee before joke time A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #12 June 6, 2009 Hope you're not a sad roo for long! Here's a rainbow for you A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #13 June 6, 2009 Hoppier days are ahead! Hope you find something soon, but, never, never consider selling your rig. It took to long to find. Keep smiling & know we're thinking of you. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #14 June 6, 2009 Awww, Roo. <<<>>> Sorry to hear you lost your job, but I just know you'll hop into something better."safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #15 June 6, 2009 Did ya ever hear the one about the midget that tried to jump the grand canyon? He fell short.No offense Gia... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #16 June 6, 2009 I once started a policy that anytime a fellow skydiver lost their job, I'd buy them a skydive or two. I think it was a jinx though... the very next weekend, all the jumpers at the DZ had lost their jobs?? I should have that second morgage payed off in a couple years. Hang in there! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #17 June 6, 2009 become a smutskateer. they always seem to entertain and be entertained. Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #18 June 6, 2009 awhh mic! madhatter, that was funny and cute thanks! Don your sooo right!! Im not selling my best friend!! thanks everyone, things will get better Im sure! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #19 June 6, 2009 My brother has told that joke 10 times...it is still funny everytime he does LOL.... The most recent time was last night in he car on the way to my nephews graduation. My sister in law was driving...they were bickering back and forth and out of the blue he tells our dad that joke...we busted up laughing. So asked him where that came from...his response.. "Cause she's (points to sister in law) driving me nuts!" ROFLMAO...yea that made for a good laugh from everyone, including sister in law :DShe is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #20 June 7, 2009 Awe Roo Roo, PM me your address and I'll mow a lawn for you on Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #21 June 7, 2009 Sorry about the job. Hiring is real slow where I work, but I can talk to the head of training and see if you can put in an application. If nothing else, come over for burgers tomorrow. We've got lots of beer (and a spare room.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #22 June 8, 2009 You know...this would be the perfect time for you to move to the Atlanta area where all the cool people are. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #23 June 8, 2009 Quote You know...this would be the perfect time for you to move to the Atlanta area where all the cool people are. HEY!You're not swiping our Roo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #24 June 8, 2009 you should just find a new job over here in spokane...then i can play with roo all of the time instead of just once a year. sorry to hear about the job thingy - DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #25 June 8, 2009 Quote You know...this would be the perfect time for you to move to the Atlanta area where all the cool people are. - hey now...quit trying to steal the cool west coast chics.....there aren't many of us around and we got to stick together - DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
