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The very offensive "no offense" thread.

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No offense but I just talked to God and he said it ain't not a double negative.:P



No offense, but drug induced hallucinations don't count. :)
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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No offense, but you'd have to pay ME to punch my balls, not the other way around. Ok, bitch away.:P

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

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No offense but God thinks I'm right.



No offense but God doesn't give a damn.
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
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No offense but you want to punch her in the labia and burn her?:S I take it back. Even I don't want to see that!

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

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No offense since you don't believe in god (me) then we will have to get some social group to believe in me so much they start a clut and try to conform you to believe in God. (me. again) I think they should try to splash water on your forehead and make you read a book of my stories.
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No offense since you don't believe in god (me) then we will have to get some social group to believe in me so much they start a clut and try to conform you to believe in God. (me. again) I think they should try to splash water on your forehead and make you read a book of my stories.



No offense but I've never even *heard* of a "clut"!! :D:D:D
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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I'll start off.

No offense but you are really annoying.



No offence - but do you really think you are that important?


No offense - but you spelled Offense incorrectly.


No offence but Offence is spelt correctly- Offense is American English :)


No offense, but, um, I take offence without actually taking offense, like, you know?
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
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No offense but I am god.



No offense, but shouldn't that be G (Capital) G God?



No offense, but wouldn't that be a little bit big-headed??
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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No offense, but:

banesuara - You're a dirty dirty whore.

turtlespeed - Likewise.

Heatmiser - Who the fuck are you?

Pokerstar - You can't land in trees for shit.

and I mean no offense.



No offense taken, but, I I've only landed in a tree once, and, quite frankly, it sucked balls.
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
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