LuckyMcSwervy 0 #26 October 15, 2009 I was at Z-Hills and I had a landing where I found grass IN my bra at the end of the day - and I was wearing a jumpsuit. I totally biffed my landing, if I remember correctly. That's the same jump where I broke a nail and needed life flight to the nearest nail salon. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #27 October 15, 2009 >if I remember correctly grass in you braHas anyone ever gotten their chunky watch caught in there? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #28 October 15, 2009 Quote I was at Z-Hills and I had a landing where I found grass IN my bra at the end of the day - and I was wearing a jumpsuit. I totally biffed my landing, if I remember correctly. That's the same jump where I broke a nail and needed life flight to the nearest nail salon. haha wow, now that takes talent.Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #29 October 15, 2009 Quote >if I remember correctly grass in you braHas anyone ever gotten their chunky watch caught in there? Just in my hair when it was wet. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #30 October 15, 2009 ah- a waterproof Rolexcareful with those chunky watch dudes- safety first Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #31 October 15, 2009 Quote ah- a waterproof Rolexcareful with those chunky watch dudes- safety first Wasn't a Rolex. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #32 October 15, 2009 Quote Ummm... ahhhhh... errrr... you know you are jumping out of a plane aimed at a planet... what could possibly go wrong? why wear anything that is your favorite, other than your favorite xxxxx while skydiving And while Im jumping out of said plane towards the planet, Id like for my boobies to feel nice Dont you like for your boobies to feel nice??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #33 October 15, 2009 Quote I was at Z-Hills and I had a landing where I found grass IN my bra at the end of the day - and I was wearing a jumpsuit. I totally biffed my landing, if I remember correctly. That's the same jump where I broke a nail and needed life flight to the nearest nail salon. That deserves a medal! I broke a nail on the jump with the asphalt in my bra... I feel your pain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 643 #34 October 15, 2009 I would like to be the first volunteer to feel said boobies in freefall. We have to make sure they do in fact feel "nice". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #35 October 15, 2009 Quote That deserves a medal! I broke a nail on the jump with the asphalt in my bra... I feel your pain A got a lot of "lose the fake nails if you're gonna be a skydiver" messages. I still got 'em. I have for over 20 years and I'm not stopping now. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nbblood 0 #36 October 15, 2009 Quote Well, I dont have any pictures of after the crash Its just a sopping wet mess in my shower now... Well, in that case, I say give us a picture of you without the bra and we'll imagine what it would've looked like from there.Blues, Nathan If you wait 'til the last minute, it'll only take a minute. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BDashe 0 #37 October 15, 2009 Quote Quote Ummm... ahhhhh... errrr... you know you are jumping out of a plane aimed at a planet... what could possibly go wrong? why wear anything that is your favorite, other than your favorite xxxxx while skydiving And while Im jumping out of said plane towards the planet, Id like for my boobies to feel nice Dont you like for your boobies to feel nice??? My tits feel spectacular at all times.So there I was... Making friends and playing nice since 1983 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #38 October 15, 2009 Quote My tits feel spectacular at all times. What a coincidence!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #39 October 15, 2009 I wear a regular sporty bra when I'm jumping. If I'm hanging around the dz at night, I'll change into clean clothes and put on my usual push-up type of bra. As I was standing around one evening, a guy walked past me, pointed to my chest and said, "Hey! You didn't have those this morning!" She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #40 October 15, 2009 Quote I wear a regular sporty bra when I'm jumping. If I'm hanging around the dz at night, I'll change into clean clothes and put on my usual push-up type of bra. As I was standing around one evening, a guy walked past me, pointed to my chest and said, "Hey! You didn't have those this morning!" TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #41 October 15, 2009 Quote I wear a regular sporty bra when I'm jumping. If I'm hanging around the dz at night, I'll change into clean clothes and put on my usual push-up type of bra. As I was standing around one evening, a guy walked past me, pointed to my chest and said, "Hey! You didn't have those this morning!" Only on a DZ can you get away with that most of the timeNothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #42 October 15, 2009 Quote Quote I wear a regular sporty bra when I'm jumping. If I'm hanging around the dz at night, I'll change into clean clothes and put on my usual push-up type of bra. As I was standing around one evening, a guy walked past me, pointed to my chest and said, "Hey! You didn't have those this morning!" Only on a DZ can you get away with that most of the time That is very true! I've had married guys compliment my "girls" in front of my SO and/or their wives. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #43 October 15, 2009 Shouldn't this be in the Incidents forum? (Non-fatal, some bra discolouration.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #44 October 15, 2009 Quote I wear a regular sporty bra when I'm jumping. If I'm hanging around the dz at night, I'll change into clean clothes and put on my usual push-up type of bra. As I was standing around one evening, a guy walked past me, pointed to my chest and said, "Hey! You didn't have those this morning!" That's awesome. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #45 October 15, 2009 Quote I wear a regular sporty bra when I'm jumping. If I'm hanging around the dz at night, I'll change into clean clothes and put on my usual push-up type of bra. As I was standing around one evening, a guy walked past me, pointed to my chest and said, "Hey! You didn't have those this morning!" Haha, thats great. I try to wear sports bras when I jump but I always forget to grab one before heading out for the weekend Also, Im sure everyone is wondering, I think she'll make it. Fully dried this morning and there's only a couple little spots left Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #46 October 15, 2009 Quote Quote I wear a regular sporty bra when I'm jumping. If I'm hanging around the dz at night, I'll change into clean clothes and put on my usual push-up type of bra. As I was standing around one evening, a guy walked past me, pointed to my chest and said, "Hey! You didn't have those this morning!" Haha, thats great. I try to wear sports bras when I jump but I always forget to grab one before heading out for the weekend Also, Im sure everyone is wondering, I think she'll make it. Fully dried this morning and there's only a couple little spots left hooray! :)Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #47 October 15, 2009 Holy hell! You're around SKYDIVERS all the time, and you think we like clean women? Dirty girls are more fun! Oh, wait, if you mean showered, then yeah, we like em clean. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
