Stewie 0 #1 November 12, 2009 ...and if I see another goddamn flash card I will poke out my eyes! I can't even talk to my coworkers over a beer because A: I'm not allowed to hang out with them, and B: I don't want to talk about WoW and comic books. So now I cracked open a nice cold PBR and am venting to you fine people! AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! fuckfuckfuck There, now I feel better. I'll probably do this again in another three units."Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #2 November 12, 2009 You need congressional investigation. But this isn't SC, so I'll say you need, um, boobies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #3 November 12, 2009 When ever I see arabic it reminds me of slug trails DUDE.. I live in the Pacific NorthWET.. and the state critter is a banana slug Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 November 12, 2009 QuoteYou need congressional investigation. But this isn't SC, so I'll say you need, um, boobies.lack of boobies is probably why they wanna blow other people up so much. BOOBIES FOR PEACE!! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stewie 0 #5 November 12, 2009 They need to invest more in their pussy infrastructure. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfOwEmtMpUk The fun stuff starts at 1:40"Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lost_n_confuzd 0 #6 November 12, 2009 >congressional investigation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #7 November 12, 2009 Arabic actually does get easier eventually. Stick with it. You'll be OK.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewGuy2005 51 #8 November 12, 2009 Try using Rosetta Stone. It's great. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #9 November 12, 2009 Have you tried reaching out to Shah for some help One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #10 November 12, 2009 Quote Have you tried reaching out to Shah for some help Iranians speak Farsi, not Arabic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #11 November 13, 2009 Quote ...and if I see another goddamn flash card I will poke out my eyes! I can't even talk to my coworkers over a beer because A: I'm not allowed to hang out with them, and B: I don't want to talk about WoW and comic books. So now I cracked open a nice cold PBR and am venting to you fine people! AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! fuckfuckfuck There, now I feel better. I'll probably do this again in another three units. Marhaban! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #12 November 13, 2009 QuoteThey need to invest more in their pussy infrastructure. This line belongs in the "Designer Vagina" thread. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stewie 0 #13 November 13, 2009 Quote This line belongs in the "Designer Vagina" thread. Dude you don't even know. My ex-infantry ass thought this was a plum posting (and in reality, it is), but goddamn...I'm so fucking stressed I just need to get laid and I can't even approach any of the cute girls at work. Jesus fucking Christ. I can't afford to buy cosmos or martinis for the girls at the Crown & Anchor all night. If I were you guys, I would definitely invest in Lubriderm, 'cause I see 50-gallon drums of that shit in my future. I'd almost rather be back in Iraq. Almost."Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #14 November 13, 2009 Quote Quote Have you tried reaching out to Shah for some help Iranians speak Farsi, not Arabic. Oooops Maybe Shah 269 speaks both. Don't forget he is a engineer and they got skillsOne Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,400 #15 November 13, 2009 Quote Quote Have you tried reaching out to Shah for some help Iranians speak Farsi, not Arabic. There are sections of Iran in the South and the West that are ethnically Arabic."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #16 November 13, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Have you tried reaching out to Shah for some help Iranians speak Farsi, not Arabic. There are sections of Iran in the South and the West that are ethnically Arabic. Hi Ryoder Damn this is getting so educational I'm getting a headachI guess there would be a easy way to find out if Mr Shah 269 speaks farsi, arabic or both.Anyone want to invite Mr Shah 269 to this thread?I'd try but I'm not the right gender.One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #17 November 13, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Have you tried reaching out to Shah for some help Iranians speak Farsi, not Arabic. Oooops Maybe Shah 269 speaks both. Don't forget he is a engineer and they got skills ..but no game! are there soccer moms in iran!?“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #18 November 13, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Have you tried reaching out to Shah for some help Iranians speak Farsi, not Arabic. There are sections of Iran in the South and the West that are ethnically Arabic. But it's unlikely that anyone but an ethnic Persian would give himself the handle "Shah", so shaddap when I'm being imperious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #19 November 13, 2009 Hi A Do you rember the dude that used to post under the name "peacefull jeffrey". One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #20 November 13, 2009 Quote Hi A Do you rember the dude that used to post under the name "peacefull jeffrey". Sure. Interesting guy, but used to get uber-angry about crime and guns. Couldn't keep the PAs, or his temper online, in check. Why? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
