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I would totally *love* to see you say that to a woman!!



Wish you coulda been there, then. The actual line was "We've had fun but I don't want to be seen with a fat chick"
You'd have to know me to know how hilarious that was.


Oh, Lord...the irony of it all.
:D:D
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Ok I'm responding to the original topic of the thread-

It's funny that this thread was even started considering that my ex just pulled this to dump me. Yup, he's going to move to Florida and he doesn't want me to go with him.[:/] Long story-

I couldn't choose Florida because it wasn't on the poll. No "other" choice either.



Guess who showed up here this weekend?
Good news: He only did one stupid thing this time.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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It's funny that your 69th post is the word gay.



funny har har funny or funny you are such a tool for pointing out that my 69th post was the word gay funny? fuck im confused.



Confused? Hell, I was wrong then...I thought you were just gay.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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It's funny that your 69th post is the word gay.



funny har har funny or funny you are such a tool for pointing out that my 69th post was the word gay funny? fuck im confused.


Confused? Hell, I was wrong then...I thought you were just gay.


settle down old man.



Respect yer elders...the life you save may be your own! >:(










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It's funny that your 69th post is the word gay.



funny har har funny or funny you are such a tool for pointing out that my 69th post was the word gay funny? fuck im confused.


Confused? Hell, I was wrong then...I thought you were just gay.


settle down old man.



Respect yer elders...the life you save may be your own! >:(


I see the depends crew sticks together here. You guys take turns taking the dentures out to knob one another off?

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HELL ON EARTH!
Finland in January!
It's cold as a witches tit!
The sun doesn't rise!
And if it does you can't see it because it's cloudy!
The women all have cankles!
The food is shit! Except for the sausages but you need them to pack on the pounds to survive the winter.
The beer is taxed non stop!
The beer comes from an automatic machine at the bar so no talent in being a bartender!
The music is shit!
The gas is expensive!
The girls are rude and just over the top sarcastic and are prone to spitting....no clue why.
The only good thing it has going for it are Sweden and Russia!
And oh yes when you buy your ticket the airport code for Helsinki, is HEL.....as in that is where you are going!
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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It's funny that your 69th post is the word gay.



funny har har funny or funny you are such a tool for pointing out that my 69th post was the word gay funny? fuck im confused.


Confused? Hell, I was wrong then...I thought you were just gay.


settle down old man.



Respect yer elders...the life you save may be your own! >:(


I see the depends crew sticks together here. You guys take turns taking the dentures out to knob one another off?



Why...ya worried the loss of 'knob bobbin' income gonna hurt ya again this year? :)

Diversify young man! :)
~go back to offering yer dumper up as a 'gravy draining' package deal, not ALL of 'em laughed at your funny walk! B|










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It's funny that your 69th post is the word gay.



funny har har funny or funny you are such a tool for pointing out that my 69th post was the word gay funny? fuck im confused.


Confused? Hell, I was wrong then...I thought you were just gay.


settle down old man.



Respect yer elders...the life you save may be your own! >:(


I see the depends crew sticks together here. You guys take turns taking the dentures out to knob one another off?


Speaking of knobs...;)

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The women in finland don't have cankles, it was merely the cross dressers you were hitting on.;):D:D:D:D


Finland....where men are men....and so are the women! :o

No it's evolution. Due to the nation not using salt to clear the roads and walk ways of ice.....due to the country being too poor or the people being too stubborn...all the cute girls with the skinny ankles died due to broken ankles or were wooed by the swave, stylish, and generally more healthy due to not being chain smoking Swedes.

Thus what was left was a sea of angry, stubborn, critical, thick headded, rude, poorly dressed and cankled women. In honor of which the city of Helsinki was created.
Ash in Hel....this is...stinki!
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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