Harmless 0 #26 March 17, 2010 QuoteGood date: You wake up. Great date: You wake up married. :) ur doin it wrong!"Damn you Gravity, you win again" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #27 March 17, 2010 Good Date: She leaves before you wake up. Not so good date: There's a chewed off arm under ya. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
topdocker 0 #28 March 17, 2010 Good date: started with dinner and a movie, ended at her place, with her and her girlfriend! Great date: you got the DVD and stills! topJump more, post less! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #29 March 17, 2010 QuoteGood Date: She leaves before you wake up. Not so good date: There's a chewed off arm under ya. Are you nuts? That just means she was WAY out of your lead and you got REALLY lucky. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #30 March 17, 2010 Quote Quote Good Date: She leaves before you wake up. Not so good date: There's a chewed off arm under ya. Are you nuts? That just means she was WAY out of your leauge and you got REALLY lucky. \ I'll say............there was a ROLEX on the arm! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smirniof 0 #31 March 18, 2010 Good Date you get laid. Great Date... you get a promotion :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 2 #32 March 19, 2010 QuoteGood Date you get laid. Great Date... you get a promotion :) speaking from experince? ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smirniof 0 #33 March 19, 2010 Actually no...but I am allowed to dream :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 2 #34 March 20, 2010 QuoteActually no...but I am allowed to dream :) interesting dream ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #35 March 20, 2010 Quote Good date: The girl goes out with you, goes home, and goes to bed. Great date: The girl goes out with you, goes to bed, then goes home. Good date: you get a blowjob Great date: she swallows......and so does her mom!History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
agentsmith413 0 #36 March 20, 2010 Quote Quote Good date: The girl goes out with you, goes home, and goes to bed. Great date: The girl goes out with you, goes to bed, then goes home. Good date: you get a blowjob Great date: she swallows......and so does her mom! Hey copying my good date/great date and adding so does her mom is cheating. Think of your own Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, all used up, and loudly proclaiming: Wow, what a ride! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #37 March 20, 2010 Good date: You make it all the way to desert and he still seems interested in what you're saying. Great date: You leave half-way through the meal - he just can't wait to have *you* for desert "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smirniof 0 #38 March 20, 2010 With some whipped cream and a cherry on top Nataly? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #39 March 21, 2010 Quote With some whipped cream and a cherry on top Nataly? Honey BearI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
