npgraphicdesign 3 #1 March 17, 2010 Good date: The girl goes out with you, goes home, and goes to bed. Great date: The girl goes out with you, goes to bed, then goes home. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 March 17, 2010 Good Date: Handcuffs used. Great Date: Handcuffs used & no Bail-bonds needed. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #3 March 17, 2010 Good Date: Kiss good-night Great Date: Blow-job good-night! ... guess I'm a bit PG-13 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #4 March 17, 2010 Good date: Feather used Great Date: the whole bird used You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #5 March 17, 2010 No. That's the difference between Kinky and Perverted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #6 March 17, 2010 Quote No. That's the difference between Kinky and Perverted. Exactly, kinky is a good date Perverted is a GREAT oneYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #7 March 17, 2010 * backs out of thread slowly * Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belgian_Draft 0 #8 March 17, 2010 Good date: You post the details here. Great date: Your too busy to post details here.HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #9 March 17, 2010 Good date, you take out a model and meet her twin sister.. Great date, You take out a model, and sleep with her and her twin sister, while Mom films it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #10 March 17, 2010 Quote * backs out of thread slowly * WUSS!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #11 March 17, 2010 I just like to be held! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #12 March 17, 2010 QuoteGreat date, You take out a model, and sleep with her and her twin sister, while Mom films it! Did that cost you one or two months of your salary?Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #13 March 17, 2010 QuoteGood date: The girl leaves the apartment screaming. Great date: The girl leaves the apartment screaming after sex.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #14 March 17, 2010 Quote Quote Great date, You take out a model, and sleep with her and her twin sister, while Mom films it! Did that cost you one or two months of your salary? More like half his net worth... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyjumpenfool 2 #15 March 17, 2010 Good Date: All the above! Great Date: The wife doesn't find out about it! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #16 March 17, 2010 Good date: She cooks you dinner. Great date: She cooks you breakfast. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MomDaBomb 0 #17 March 17, 2010 You're so bad!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Smirniof 0 #18 March 17, 2010 Good date: You wake up. Great date: You wake up married. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #19 March 17, 2010 Quote Good date: You wake up. Great date: You wake up married. :) that's a BAD BAD BAD dateYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites anthonyfellows 0 #20 March 17, 2010 That's scary. Waking up married is a polar opposite to "great".Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #21 March 17, 2010 Quote Quote Good date: You wake up. Great date: You wake up married. :) that's a BAD BAD BAD date Especially if it was in Las Vegas! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Smirniof 0 #22 March 17, 2010 All depends who the wife is :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #23 March 17, 2010 QuoteAll depends who the wife is :) And as long as 'Amanda' doesn't turn out to be A MAN DUH! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyjumpenfool 2 #24 March 17, 2010 QuoteGood date: You wake up. Great date: You wake up married. :) NO, NO, NO!!!! It doesn't matter who she is or how hot. Waking up married is NOTgood! Maybe we need to explain the concept of this thread? I'm getting a headache just thinking about this... gotta go find some Advil... byBirdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Harmless 0 #25 March 17, 2010 QuoteGood date: You wake up. Great date: You wake up married. :) ur doin it wrong!"Damn you Gravity, you win again" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Bolas 5 #14 March 17, 2010 Quote Quote Great date, You take out a model, and sleep with her and her twin sister, while Mom films it! Did that cost you one or two months of your salary? More like half his net worth... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #15 March 17, 2010 Good Date: All the above! Great Date: The wife doesn't find out about it! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #16 March 17, 2010 Good date: She cooks you dinner. Great date: She cooks you breakfast. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MomDaBomb 0 #17 March 17, 2010 You're so bad!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smirniof 0 #18 March 17, 2010 Good date: You wake up. Great date: You wake up married. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #19 March 17, 2010 Quote Good date: You wake up. Great date: You wake up married. :) that's a BAD BAD BAD dateYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #20 March 17, 2010 That's scary. Waking up married is a polar opposite to "great".Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #21 March 17, 2010 Quote Quote Good date: You wake up. Great date: You wake up married. :) that's a BAD BAD BAD date Especially if it was in Las Vegas! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smirniof 0 #22 March 17, 2010 All depends who the wife is :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #23 March 17, 2010 QuoteAll depends who the wife is :) And as long as 'Amanda' doesn't turn out to be A MAN DUH! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #24 March 17, 2010 QuoteGood date: You wake up. Great date: You wake up married. :) NO, NO, NO!!!! It doesn't matter who she is or how hot. Waking up married is NOTgood! Maybe we need to explain the concept of this thread? I'm getting a headache just thinking about this... gotta go find some Advil... byBirdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harmless 0 #25 March 17, 2010 QuoteGood date: You wake up. Great date: You wake up married. :) ur doin it wrong!"Damn you Gravity, you win again" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
