airtwardo 6 #1 April 15, 2010 http://www.examiner.com/x-10331-Worldwide-Travel-Examiner~y2010m4d15-European-flights-cancelled-by-Iceland-volcanic-eruption-with-video Supposed to be headed to Europe today...better get my swim fins out! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 April 15, 2010 The vǿlcanǿ is fbad, but not as fbad as the mǿǿse bites... Nǿ, really, a mǿǿse ǿnce bit my sister...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #3 April 15, 2010 Quote The vǿlcanǿ is fbad, but not as fbad as the mǿǿse bites... Nǿ, really, a mǿǿse ǿnce bit my sister... At least she was on the right end of the moose! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 April 15, 2010 Damn, random ascii characters didn't turn out as well as it did in the preview...that's too bad, it was a solid reference. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 200 #5 April 15, 2010 Quote http://www.examiner.com/x-10331-Worldwide-Travel-Examiner~y2010m4d15-European-flights-cancelled-by-Iceland-volcanic-eruption-with-video Supposed to be headed to Europe today...better get my swim fins out! Just some of your relatives blowin' off steam...lol...I crack myself upPlease don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #6 April 15, 2010 Quote Quote http://www.examiner.com/x-10331-Worldwide-Travel-Examiner~y2010m4d15-European-flights-cancelled-by-Iceland-volcanic-eruption-with-video Supposed to be headed to Europe today...better get my swim fins out! Just some of your relatives blowin' off steam...lol...I crack myself up I could shut that steamer down by tossin' YOU in there...all it takes is a virgin ya know! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 200 #7 April 15, 2010 Quote Quote Quote http://www.examiner.com/x-10331-Worldwide-Travel-Examiner~y2010m4d15-European-flights-cancelled-by-Iceland-volcanic-eruption-with-video Supposed to be headed to Europe today...better get my swim fins out! Just some of your relatives blowin' off steam...lol...I crack myself up I could shut that steamer down by tossin' YOU in there...all it takes is a virgin ya know! My preist didn't tell me that Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #8 April 15, 2010 Quote Quote Quote http://www.examiner.com/x-10331-Worldwide-Travel-Examiner~y2010m4d15-European-flights-cancelled-by-Iceland-volcanic-eruption-with-video Supposed to be headed to Europe today...better get my swim fins out! Just some of your relatives blowin' off steam...lol...I crack myself up I could shut that steamer down by tossin' YOU in there...all it takes is a virgin ya know! Did You get your Ash Shovel yet for 2012?? Bein downwind is gonna be fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #9 April 16, 2010 QuoteThe planet HATES me! F-in' planet hates all of us, dude. That's why we're here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #10 April 16, 2010 Quote http://www.examiner.com/x-10331-Worldwide-Travel-Examiner~y2010m4d15-European-flights-cancelled-by-Iceland-volcanic-eruption-with-video Supposed to be headed to Europe today...better get my swim fins out! Oh quit your whinin'! You go to Europe like every other month. (lucky son of a gun...)Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #11 April 16, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote http://www.examiner.com/x-10331-Worldwide-Travel-Examiner~y2010m4d15-European-flights-cancelled-by-Iceland-volcanic-eruption-with-video Supposed to be headed to Europe today...better get my swim fins out! Just some of your relatives blowin' off steam...lol...I crack myself up I could shut that steamer down by tossin' YOU in there...all it takes is a virgin ya know! Did You get your Ash Shovel yet for 2012?? Bein downwind is gonna be fun The thermals would be incredible!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #12 April 16, 2010 so...there we were last night, H-town to Paris. sittin in 1st, door closed ordering the steak when 'sorry Paris just closed, all off'. Today im in Newark still trying for anything going east...maybe Rome maybe Barcelonia maybe Zurich. We have until 5pm tomorrow to make it to Venice and the cruise ship...if we cant get out today, im borrowing JohnRich's canoe and 'cruising' Galveston bay! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,404 #13 April 16, 2010 Quote so...there we were last night, H-town to Paris. sittin in 1st, door closed ordering the steak when 'sorry Paris just closed, all off'. There's always Paris, TX. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 200 #14 April 16, 2010 Quoteso...there we were last night, H-town to Paris. sittin in 1st, door closed ordering the steak when 'sorry Paris just closed, all off'. Today im in Newark still trying for anything going east...maybe Rome maybe Barcelonia maybe Zurich. We have until 5pm tomorrow to make it to Venice and the cruise ship...if we cant get out today, im borrowing JohnRich's canoe and 'cruising' Galveston bay! Did you make your air arrangements with the cruise line? Did ya buy insurance?Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #15 April 16, 2010 [laugh] ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kunosoura 0 #16 April 17, 2010 Well twardo you're always welcome to come vacation here in williamsburg, va. You can get a dose of history, a dose of culture, and we will even see if we can't score you a tri-corner hat! But then again, I have a feeling they may have historical interpreters masquerading as you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #17 April 18, 2010 Okay...talk about weird! We tried for 3 days to get across the pond to someplace drivable distance to Venice, where the cruise departed from. Just isn't/wasn't possible, we finally figured that there must be a reason we're not supposed to be leaving...there is. My mom took a fall yesterday and femured herself, she's in pretty rough shape, they can't even try surgery for a while to set the leg...on my way to Illinois to do what I can.Can't imagine if this happened while I was on a cruise ship 1/2 across the world...maybe the planet DOESN'T hate me after all. Send some vibes, this is one cool lady that needs all the PMA she can get. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #18 April 18, 2010 Damn Twardo sorry to hear that! I guess its good you didnt get to go... Keep us updatedNothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #19 April 18, 2010 Oh man, that really sucks for your mom, Jim. Is there an estimate as to how long she has to wait to get it set? Truly sorry this happened to her. The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #20 April 19, 2010 Quote Oh man, that really sucks for your mom, Jim. Is there an estimate as to how long she has to wait to get it set? Truly sorry this happened to her. Thanks Jerry~ I just talked to her again, I can't get a flight until morning. Running some heart tests tonight & tomorrow, if possible surgery Wednesday. This tough ole gal, laid on the floor with a broken femur for three hours because~ "it was too early to call (the neighbors) for help, and 911 would have broken down my new front door" She's always been like that...not a lotta need for 'SIUCC' in my family...it's already there. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #21 April 19, 2010 Wow! Good luck to you and your family. You'll be in our thoughts and prayers.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #22 April 19, 2010 Quote Quote Oh man, that really sucks for your mom, Jim. Is there an estimate as to how long she has to wait to get it set? Truly sorry this happened to her. Thanks Jerry~ I just talked to her again, I can't get a flight until morning. Running some heart tests tonight & tomorrow, if possible surgery Wednesday. This tough ole gal, laid on the floor with a broken femur for three hours because~ "it was too early to call (the neighbors) for help, and 911 would have broken down my new front door" She's always been like that...not a lotta need for 'SIUCC' in my family...it's already there. Sounds a lot like my mom was, real tough lady when she had to be. Please give her my best.The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kunosoura 0 #23 April 19, 2010 Best of vibes for sure. As tough as she sounds, she sounds like she will be fine. Good luck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 200 #24 April 19, 2010 Wow. Sorry to hear that and vibes.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites